A Man Is A Luxury - Not A Necessity

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  1. Shattered
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    (I didn't write it, but it sure as hell is funny) :D

    I do not need
    A _ _ _ _ing man
    I’ll get one later
    If I can.

    I do not need
    A man at all
    I do not need one,
    Short or tall.

    Not in a house,
    Not in a van,
    I do not need
    A _ _ _ _ing man.

    Not on the couch
    Not in my bed
    I’d rather sleep
    Alone instead

    I do not need
    A _ _ _ _ing man
    I tried it once ~
    He turned and ran

    I do not need
    One here or there
    I do not need
    One anywhere

    I do not need
    A_ _ _ _ing man
    There must be
    A better plan

    Not one at work
    Not one at play
    I do not need one
    Night or day

    I’ve said it once
    I’ve said it twice
    A world without them
    Could be nice

    Black men, white men,
    Men in blue
    I am through with
    All of you

    Even though they
    Make me drool
    I’m not a fan of
    The dating pool

    I would not could not
    Be a fool
    Even for the
    Biggest tool

    Now thanks to
    My new vibrator
    You _ _ _ _ing man
    I’ll see you later

    I’ll try my hardest
    Not to care
    Even if he stands
    There bare!!

    I do not need
    A _ _ _ _ing man
    That is where my
    Plight began
     
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    The J. Geils Band---Love Stinks

    You love her
    But she loves him
    And he loves somebody else
    You just can't win
    And so it goes
    Till the day you die
    This thing they call love
    It's gonna make you cry
    I've had the blues
    The reds and the pinks
    One thing for sure

    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah

    Two by two and side by side
    Love's gonna find you yes it is
    You just can't hide
    You'll hear it call
    Your heart will fall
    Then love will fly
    It's gonna soar
    I don't care for any casanova thing
    All I can say is
    Love stinks

    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah

    I've been through diamonds
    I've been through minks
    I've been through it all
    Love stinks

    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
    (Love stinks)
    Love stinks yeah yeah
     
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    The smell of Spring is in the Air and Love is thriving everywhere !
     
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    That's much nicer! :)
     
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    There--It's even better now cause I spelled it right--ugh--more coffee.
     

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