S
Shattered
Guest
(I didn't write it, but it sure as hell is funny) 
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
Ill get one later
If I can.
I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.
Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.
Not on the couch
Not in my bed
Id rather sleep
Alone instead
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I tried it once ~
He turned and ran
I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere
I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan
Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day
Ive said it once
Ive said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice
Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you
Even though they
Make me drool
Im not a fan of
The dating pool
I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool
Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
Ill see you later
Ill try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
That is where my
Plight began
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
Ill get one later
If I can.
I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.
Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.
Not on the couch
Not in my bed
Id rather sleep
Alone instead
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I tried it once ~
He turned and ran
I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere
I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan
Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day
Ive said it once
Ive said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice
Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you
Even though they
Make me drool
Im not a fan of
The dating pool
I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool
Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
Ill see you later
Ill try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
That is where my
Plight began
