Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon, George W. and Bill Clinton went to see the Wizard of Oz. The Wizard welcomed them to the Kingdom of Oz and asked what he could do for them. Carter spoke up first and said he would like some courage because most people thought he never had the courage to do what was right. The Wizard said everyone could use some courage and granted Carters request. Next Nixon said he would like a heart because people thought he was very cold and calculating and never let anyone get very close to him. The Wizard said that was a very good thing to request and he granted Nixons wish. George W. asked the Wizard to grant him a brain because he said most people thought he was brainless, although he was the first American president to hold an MBA from an elite university. The Wizard was somewhat confused but granted his wish anyway. Clinton was busy looking around--as if he were trying to find something--and didnt notice that the Wizard was waiting for him to make his request. The Wizard cleared his throat loudly and got Clintons attention. He asked if Clinton had a request to make. Clinton said, No, not really. But can you tell me if Dorothy is here.