2008 DNC Convention *Official Program*

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    OFFICIAL PROGRAM FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION


    6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
    6:30pm - Pledge of allegiance to France.
    6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:00pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
    7:10pm - Marriage Values speech, John Edwards.
    7:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:45pm - Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama.
    8:25pm - Osama bin Laden teleconference.
    8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

    9:30pm - * Intermission *

    10:00pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:15pm - Reparations or Bust (ROB) speech, Barack Obama.
    10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
    10:40pm - Al Qaida pep rally.
    10:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    11:00pm - Curbing Your Lust for Power, Hillary Clinton.
    11:15pm - Terrorist Appeasement workshop.
    11:30pm - Reinventing the Messiah, Barack Obama.
    11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:00am - Official nomination of Barack Obama.
     
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    I laughed, because it was pretty funny. Especially "Choosing a Good Pastor seminar, Barack Obama."
     
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    I hear that at the RNC Con they plan on hanging in the men's room tapping their feet at Congressional pages.
     
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    Oh come on, you can do better than that.
     
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    snicker snicker, snort snort :clap2:
     
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    Not bad! Actually pretty good! :lol:

    Except ...

    8:30pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast? He will already be toasted :confused:

    What's up with that :confused:
     
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    hmmm? I'm just repeating what I heard. I doubt they really have much else on their minds.
     

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