To start off with you have picture a tall lanky kid with a face like a "pizza". Oh yes, the hormones had kicked in double time. I recall having a rather heavy crush on a supremely attractive young lady. Ah, Debbie Ferginson, tall, slender, blue eyes and moderately developed fun bags. I could tell that she felt some attraction by, that special look......
Now, me being a pizza face and given to bashful humility as a result, spent many a forlorn time pursuing and wimping out in an effort to ask her to a school dance. Now, this went on for weeks, pursue/wimp, pursue/wimp until finally with 2 days left I gathered what little courage was left and waited what seemed an eternity for her friends to dissipate....
Finally, she noticed my lingering presence a fair distance away and slowly started coming my way. At that point our eyes seemed drilled upon each others and I started stumbling in her direction, in complete terror mode. Naturally, as we got closer, my attention was fully occupied with the moment, I didn't notice a bench and took a nose dive ending up flat on my ass....
I looked up and there she was, laughing, and there I was embarrassment, complete. Well, I slowly got up, dusted off and her laughter had been reduced to a smile and twinkling eyes. She asked, would you like to go to the Saddie Hawkins dance with me? I said yes and she smiled and walked away. How was I suppose to know that the girls ask the guys to a Saddie Hawkins dance?...