You Might Live 1000 Years

[Billy_Kinetta]

Yeah, so long as you can work for 950 years and you've got a cash flow to last 1000 yrs. AND create enough wealth to pay for the horrendously and increasingly expensive treatments.

Or be an illegal invader in America, enjoying freebs. In that case, you're all set.

KEY TO ETERNAL LIFE? Someone already born will 'live to 1,000 and immortality IS possible'.

 

[The Great Goose]

Fuck that.

 

[deltex1]

Will your dick work?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Will your dick work?

Chromium!

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

I want to be around when the sun collapses.

 

[HaShev]

They forgot to mention cell regeneration techniques etc...
For those who think this would be painful and boring, remember brain memory can be selectively erased or added to and improved to remove any past trauma or perception of endless time.