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Liberals believe that fighting for social justice, equal rights, a social safety net, and economic justice for the 99% is for the common good, and not part of a socialist plot. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe that clean air, clean water, access to education, and universal health care are basic human rights, not privilegesāand seriously not part of a socialist plot. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe in getting their news from Jon Stewart and their comedy from Fox News.
Liberals refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe in two simple things that will save the economy: gay bridal registries and taxing legalized marijuana. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe in separating church and hate and doing what Jesus would actually do, instead of lobbying for more tax cuts that benefit the wealthy, while stripping food stamps away from the poor. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe that just because youāre rich, youāre not a ājob creator,ā particularly if your name is Snooki, and especially if youāre a soulless CEO who has just laid off his entire U.S. workforce because he found a Chinese sweatshop that can do the work on the cheap. That makes you a ājob exporter,ā and a douche bag. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe in the supremacy of science, facts, and reason-based thought, and that if global warming and evolution are theories, then so are gravity and NASCAR.
Liberals believe in offering conservatives a concession: donāt pray in our schools, and we wonāt think in your churches. WRONG! The Bible is the final authority on everything!
Liberals believe there is no bigger government than the one that listens to your phone calls for your own protection, wants to put itself in charge of every single pregnancy, censors your textbooks, arrests and detains you indefinitely without charge, or attempts to dictate who you can marry. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe the best way to fight terror is to hunt down and kill the terrorists that actually attacked you. Mission accomplished! Youāre welcome! WRONG! Endless war in the Middle East are good for the rich. Again, The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe that supporting our troops doesnāt just mean wearing American-flag underwear; it means not sending soldiers off to fight phony wars in the first place, and not voting people into office who plan to slash veteransā benefits to spite the other party. (Republicans, weāre looking at you.) WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe that no banks are too big to fail, too big to be held to stricter financial regulations, or too big to have the people running them thrown in jail for ripping America off. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
Liberals believe that deep-pocketed special interests shouldnāt be allowed to spend unlimited money to buy off politicians and game our elections because when private power becomes stronger than the state itself, thatās what Franklin Roosevelt once called the essence of fascism. Or as Republicans call it, a fund-raiser. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you.
And more than anything else, liberals believe that itās time to come together as a country, restore sanity, and refuse to be held hostage by a merry band of right-wing faux patriots who stand for blocking or repealing all of the above and turning American into a corpo-fascist idiocracy thatās for sale to the highest bidder. WRONG! The rich know what's best for you and White people are an endangered species in America.