You have the best words

[TNHarley]

we are at a three star restaurant and my wife orders shrimp Alfredo that cost 17 dollars. I ask her if it's good. She says "meh it's ok. Yours is better"
BOOM
Love you too baby

 

[TNHarley]

And we BOTH just won free beer shirts
This place is my bitch

 

[The Great Goose]

BOOM!

 

[TNHarley]

BOOM!

goes the dynamite

 

[The Great Goose]

BOOM!

goes the dynamite

BOOM!

 

[Pogo]

we are at a three star restaurant and my wife orders shrimp Alfredo that cost 17 dollars. I ask her if it's good. She says "meh it's ok. Yours is better"
BOOM
Love you too baby

See? You shoulda told her to order the plankton.

 

[TNHarley]

And we BOTH just won free beer shirts
This place is my bitch

Despite the beer shirts, I assure you it's three star. lol <------ guilty redneck

 

[TNHarley]

we are at a three star restaurant and my wife orders shrimp Alfredo that cost 17 dollars. I ask her if it's good. She says "meh it's ok. Yours is better"
BOOM
Love you too baby

See? You shoulda told her to order the plankton.

I'm not sure I understand that so idk if I should feel insulted or not..Lol

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

we are at a three star restaurant and my wife orders shrimp Alfredo that cost 17 dollars. I ask her if it's good. She says "meh it's ok. Yours is better"
BOOM
Love you too baby

The second best thing about learning to cook.
The first being the satisfaction that you know you can do it better!

 

[The Great Goose]

Batter BOOM!