You can not bring Squirt Guns to the Convention or Tennis Balls, but ok for Real Guns...OMG

[g5000]

what about used vibrators? .

Number 2 on the list. "Metal, plastic, or other hard material larger than 3/4 quarters thick and 1/8 of an inch in wall thickness including pipe and tubing"

 

[Eaglewings]

Armed little Squirrel's with Beret Hats are not allowed.

 

[g5000]

Armed little Squirrel's with Beret Hats are not allowed.

What if they don't have berets?

 

[Eaglewings]

Armed little Squirrel's with Beret Hats are not allowed.

What if they don't have berets?

Then it is ok...the squirrel below is acceptable

 

[g5000]

Dammit. I got a squirrel beret real cheap on Amazon Prime day.

Oh, well.

 

[Iceweasel]

Another thing you can't bring to the convention is a filthy stinking hippie that thinks society owes him a decent living.

 

[Iceweasel]

Q: Why do Southerners wear big belt buckles?

A: Tombstone for a dead dick.

Really? Maybe you just need to work on your technique?

 

[Eaglewings]

Q: Why do Southerners wear big belt buckles?

A: Tombstone for a dead dick.

Really? Maybe you just need to work on your technique?

I hope we are not offending you weasel, we are just having fun. Hey where has Bonzi been?

 

[Iceweasel]

Q: Why do Southerners wear big belt buckles?

A: Tombstone for a dead dick.

Really? Maybe you just need to work on your technique?

I hope we are not offending you weasel, we are just having fun. Hey where has Bonzi been?

How do I seem offended? Bonzi is in another thread bitching about a rude squirrel looking thing.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Sniper Kittens?

 

[Seawytch]

what about used vibrators? those things can kill u if someone nails u on the temple with one.

Since "porn is a health risk" is part of the GOP platform, I'm guessing vibrators are prohibited.


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[Rozman]

I wonder if during the Democrat convention....
Will 300 lb dudes be able to drop a deuce in the Ladies room?.....

 

[Rexx Taylor]

well i am pretty sure that democrats who pee/defecate right on floors will not be allowed. just like that obama supporter who peed right on the carpet of a verizon/phone store

 

[Eaglewings]

Sniper Kittens?

No Bad Asses are aloud..