Yesterday I went to a woman's shelter looking for a girlfriend and got thrown out.

[1srelluc]

Which I can't figure out because my cat came from an animal rescue shelter.

What the heck?

 

[JGalt]

Which I can't figure out because my cat came from an animal rescue shelter.

What the heck?

I actually had a girlfriend I rescued from a life on the streets one time, and took her in.

I took the dumb girl to an animal rescue shelter in Dallas, TX, and she stole a cat. Walked right out of there with the cat under her shirt.

I was like "WTF??"

 

[1srelluc]

This might be a good tactic for Mortimer to get him a woman.....Maybe EU women's shelters are less restrictive.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I actually had a girlfriend I rescued from a life on the streets one time, and took her in.

I took the dumb girl to an animal rescue shelter in Dallas, TX, and she stole a cat. Walked right out of there with the cat under her shirt.

I was like "WTF??"

I stole a puppy once and my mom made me take it back.

 

[rightwinger]

Which I can't figure out because my cat came from an animal rescue shelter.

What the heck?

Good place to look….

Women in those places obviously make bad choices in men

You should fit right in