Some forget that Jesus didn't need to do some of those things mentioned because He is able protect Himself and support Himself without worldly things. He don't need to make money in order to eat, raise kids, live under a roof, protect the lives of His loved ones and the innocent, etc...
However, I do agree He would not 'harass single moms', 'beat homosexuals', 'shoot doctors', 'attack the poor', and 'side with the rich'. Though being rich is not a bad thing, it is the greed some have due to it that is the problem.