Worst pick-up line

[Bonnie]

You have ever had used on you, or one you have used on someone else???????????? Don't be shy

 

[dilloduck]

"wanna fuck" comes to mind---It's hard to be creative when your blasted!

 

[Shattered]

You have ever had used on you, or one you have used on someone else???????????? Don't be shy

Used on me: My friend wants your phone #. (rolls eyes)

Used by me: Just the word "Daaaaaaaaaamn" after staring in shock at the hottest guy I'd ever seen in my entire life.

 

[jimnyc]

Used by me: Just the word "Daaaaaaaaaamn" after staring in shock at the hottest guy I'd ever seen in my entire life.

I didn't know that was you! Thanks for the compliment!

 

[Shattered]

I didn't know that was you! Thanks for the compliment!

LMAO!!! Prove that was you. Post a pic.

 

[Said1]

"wanna fuck" comes to mind---It's hard to be creative when your blasted!

Any luck with that zinger studly?

For me, something similar to the above, only way grosser, involving two fingers and a tounge.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Used by me: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Used on me: (I don't know if this counts)
"You wanna lap dance?"

Like I said, I don't know if that counts. I did hook up with her though.

 

[Said1]

Used by me: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Used on me: (I don't know if this counts)
"You wanna lap dance?"

Like I said, I don't know if that counts. I did hook up with her though.

How much does a lap dance go for these days?

 

[Bonnie]

"wanna fuck" comes to mind---It's hard to be creative when your blasted!

Well you really cut thru the guanno with that one. How many slaps has that garnered you??? :crutch: LOL

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

How much does a lap dance go for these days?

$20.00 per song

 

[Bonnie]

Used by me: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Used on me: (I don't know if this counts)
"You wanna lap dance?"

Like I said, I don't know if that counts. I did hook up with her though.

Complimenting ladies shoes, interesting way in.

 

[Bonnie]

$20.00 per song

Hey Said, we are in the wrong line of work!

 

[Shattered]

Used by me: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Your name Rob, by any chance?? :rotflmao:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Complimenting ladies shoes, interesting way in.

It doesn't take much on Spring Break

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Your name Rob, by any chance?? :rotflmao:

NEGATIVE

 

[Shattered]

NEGATIVE

K.. Just checkin.

 

[Said1]

Hey Said, we are in the wrong line of work!

LOL! Tell me aboot it.

 

[Said1]

K.. Just checkin.

I think you made him nervous for a second. :funnyface

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Hey I just thought of one:

"Hey, your avatar is sexy"

 

[Shattered]

I think you made him nervous for a second. :funnyface

With a unique line like that, I can't imagine why. :halo: