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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and glancing toward the men at the end of the bar, does an immediate double-take. In astonishment, he asks the bartender "Isn't that George Bush and Colin Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them!" So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
President Bush responds, "We're planning World War III."
The guy is startled by the answer but manages to ask, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, wise guy?! I told you no one would worry about 40 million Iraqis.
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them!" So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
President Bush responds, "We're planning World War III."
The guy is startled by the answer but manages to ask, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis and one blonde with big breasts. The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, wise guy?! I told you no one would worry about 40 million Iraqis.
