Women are Incredible.....

[California Girl]

Whatever you give us, we will give you more.

If you give us sperm,
We will give you a baby.

If you give us a house,
We will give you a home.

If you give us groceries,
We will give you a meal.

If you give us a smile,
We will give you our heart.

We multiply whatever is given to us. But.... be careful. Never, ever give us any shit.

 

[High_Gravity]

Good one Cali.

 

[uscitizen]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

 

[Tank]

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We multiply whatever is given to us.

Even money?

 

[tonystewart1]

There is no greater jewel to be had than a good wife.

I have the best one ever.

 

[California Girl]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

See... that's what I mean about giving us shit. Not smart.

 

[Sallow]

Okay..cool.

I agree.

Love my girlfriend.

Even if she is a zombie.

 

[High_Gravity]

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We multiply whatever is given to us.

Even money?

I know some strippers than can multiply the money you give them.

 

[Big Black Dog]

If we give you a credit card, you will give us more bills.

 

[ekrem]

Give us food and we'll give you sox to wash.

 

[ekrem]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

And the children.

 

[hortysir]

too late....

 

[Douger]

Women are Incredible.....
Whatever you give us, we will give you more.

If you give us sperm,
We will give you a burp.

If you give us a house,
We will give declaration of divorce..

If you give us groceries,
We will give you a real time view of complex carbos being converted to fat.

If you give us a smile,
We will give you a kick in the balls.

 

[ekrem]

too late....

The heavens will shake if she comes too late home.

 

[uscitizen]

There is no greater jewel to be had than a good wife.

I have the best one ever.

Agreed, and no worse curse than a bad one.

 

[tonystewart1]

There is no greater jewel to be had than a good wife.

I have the best one ever.

Agreed, and no worse curse than a bad one.

Thats true.

A good wife is a great blessing and a bad wife is a great curse. Nothing in between.

 

[Ava]

If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.

Great trade....Win/Win!

 

[Ava]

If we give you a credit card, you will give us more bills.

We'll get our own credit cards, thank you very much!!!! We'll even pay them off in full each month with our own money....*W00*

 

[Yurt]

Okay..cool.

I agree.

Love my girlfriend.

Even if she is a zombie.

this does not surprise me

 

[NGSamson]

If you aren't careful that will give you the clap.