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Women are Incredible.....

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Whatever you give us, we will give you more.

If you give us sperm,
We will give you a baby.

If you give us a house,
We will give you a home.

If you give us groceries,
We will give you a meal.

If you give us a smile,
We will give you our heart.

We multiply whatever is given to us. But.... be careful. Never, ever give us any shit.
 

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There is no greater jewel to be had than a good wife.

I have the best one ever.
 

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Okay..cool.

I agree.

Love my girlfriend.

Even if she is a zombie.
 

Big Black Dog

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If we give you a credit card, you will give us more bills.
 

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too late....
 

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Women are Incredible.....
Whatever you give us, we will give you more.

If you give us sperm,
We will give you a burp.

If you give us a house,
We will give declaration of divorce..

If you give us groceries,
We will give you a real time view of complex carbos being converted to fat.

If you give us a smile,
We will give you a kick in the balls.
 

tonystewart1

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AquaAthena

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If we give you a credit card, you will give us more bills.

We'll get our own credit cards, thank you very much!!!! :eusa_whistle: We'll even pay them off in full each month with our own money....*W00*
 

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