Woman cited after urine sample blows up in 7-11 microwave...

[aaronleland]

Colorado woman cited after microwave blows up urine sample

DENVER (AP) - A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Police say the incident occurred in the convenience store chain's Aurora location last week when the clerk heard a loud bang and saw 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez take a white plastic bottle out of the microwave.

A police report says when confronted by the clerk, Sanchez wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor and walked out.

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

The Denver woman was issued a summons for damaged property. She could not be reached for comment.

Let's say the bottle didn't blow up in the microwave. You think her potential employer would have when suspicious that her urine was 200 degrees warmer than it's supposed to be?

 

[Pete7469]

I'd be willing to bet it was a government job.

 

[OldLady]

Colorado woman cited after microwave blows up urine sample

DENVER (AP) - A Colorado woman has been cited by police after a container of what appeared to be urine blew up as she was heating it up in a microwave at a 7-Eleven.

Police say the incident occurred in the convenience store chain's Aurora location last week when the clerk heard a loud bang and saw 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez take a white plastic bottle out of the microwave.

A police report says when confronted by the clerk, Sanchez wiped a yellow liquid that smelled like urine onto the floor and walked out.

Police located Sanchez at a nearby clinic where she had planned to take a urinalysis test for a potential employer.

The Denver woman was issued a summons for damaged property. She could not be reached for comment.

Let's say the bottle didn't blow up in the microwave. You think her potential employer would have when suspicious that her urine was 200 degrees warmer than it's supposed to be?

You heard the one about the guy who used another person's urine in a drug test and it came back positive--for pregnancy?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I'd be willing to bet it was a government job.

hey,,,this could be the next major invention for a bomb for future wars.

 

[JGalt]

Obligatory photo of said 7-Eleven piss-bomber. Crazy eyes: She has 'em...

 

[aaronleland]

Customers applauded the woman for making the 7-11 microwave smell better.

 

[OldLady]

Obligatory photo of said 7-Eleven piss-bomber. Crazy eyes: She has 'em...

Yup. She just got done saying "I NEVER use drugs. That's crazy. I wouldn't lie to you."

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

hmmmm wonder if they cleaned the microwave after the piss explosion?

 

[aaronleland]

To pass a piss test your urine only needs to be between 90 to 95 degrees. This woman used an appliance that can blow up a hot dog in 30 seconds.

 

[JoeMoma]

Obligatory photo of said 7-Eleven piss-bomber. Crazy eyes: She has 'em...

She likes her urine hot.

 

[OldLady]

To pass a piss test your urine only needs to be between 90 to 95 degrees. This woman used an appliance that can blow up a hot dog in 30 seconds.

Well, obviously it was her first time trying to fudge a drug test, Aaron. Give the poor girl a break! Some fried friend told her to warm it up in the microwave (no one actually does that) when all she had to do was stick the thing in her panties for a few hours and it would have been warm enough. They don't test for temperature any place I've ever heard of. There ARE quite sophisticated tubes and things you can get to strap on and even with someone "watching," with a little practice you can produce a stream of urine that came from your straight sister who you only had to pay $50.

 

[JGalt]

Idiots who do stupid things usually have Facebook pages..

https://www.facebook.com/angelique.sanchez.5245

 

[airplanemechanic]

Woman: What do you mean the piss is out of temp range?"

Drug tester: Yes ma'am, 155 degrees is out of the normal temperature of human urine.

 

[sparky]

a 'piss bomber' in a 7/11?

hold my calls, i'll be hiding under my bed

~S~

 

[OldLady]

Idiots who do stupid things usually have Facebook pages..

https://www.facebook.com/angelique.sanchez.5245

They seem to have pulled that page, JGalt. Wonder why?

 

[aaronleland]

To pass a piss test your urine only needs to be between 90 to 95 degrees. This woman used an appliance that can blow up a hot dog in 30 seconds.

Well, obviously it was her first time trying to fudge a drug test, Aaron. Give the poor girl a break! Some fried friend told her to warm it up in the microwave (no one actually does that) when all she had to do was stick the thing in her panties for a few hours and it would have been warm enough. They don't test for temperature any place I've ever heard of. There ARE quite sophisticated tubes and things you can get to strap on and even with someone "watching," with a little practice you can produce a stream of urine that came from your straight sister who you only had to pay $50.

I've only had to take a piss test once, but read up on it first. I was even looking over this woman's shoulder as she was writing down the temperature on the form she was filling out. All I had to do was keep the bottle of piss on a car's dashboard heater, and check it with a thermometer before walking into the clinic. This woman would have saved herself a lot of trouble by spending two minutes on Google prior to going to the clinic.

 

[JoeMoma]

All I had to do was....not do drugs and use my own piss.

 

[BULLDOG]

 

[WillMunny]

Obligatory photo of said 7-Eleven piss-bomber. Crazy eyes: She has 'em...

Meth abuser. The sunken eyes are a dead giveaway.

 

[BULLDOG]

Obligatory photo of said 7-Eleven piss-bomber. Crazy eyes: She has 'em...

Meth abuser. The sunken eyes are a dead giveaway.

Not sure why, but her eyes make me think of Mila Kunis.