Woke Christmas cookies fight confectionary-based patriarchy

[Sunni Man]

non-binary cookies free victims of gingerbread oppression

 

[Dogmaphobe]

....But they are using GOLDEN syrup, man! How racist!!

Why couldn't they have used woke molasses, instead?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

non-binary cookies free victims of gingerbread oppression

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Ah. Blackpool.

Used to be a fun place.


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[1srelluc]

Damn, no more Mr. Bill cookies.....Oh Noooo!

 

[JohnDB]

They have aluminum...
They ARE toxic as they contain baking powder instead of baking soda.

Baking powder is Sodium Aluminum Sulfate. AKA: SAS baking powder.

It means that they are just like all the other non binary people.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

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Ah. Blackpool.

Used to be a fun place.


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Graham Nash is from there as I recall.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Graham Nash is from there as I recall.

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Really?

Damn! You're right.

I've only been there once and it was a wholly pleasant experience. Misty September evening during the Illuminations, strolling the Promenade munching cinder toffee was memorable.

*sigh*

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[Zebra]

What is "woke" about them?