With the mass purchasing of toilet paper, here are some alternatives you can use.

[Mortimer]

Same in austria. No toilett paper in the stores. I wonder why out of all things the people mass buy toilett paper?

 

[gulfman]

Same in austria. No toilett paper in the stores. I wonder why out of all things the people mass buy toilett paper?

We may be assholes but we are going to be clean assholes

 

[Marion Morrison]

There is this... buy a bunch of wash cloths, soap and Clorox..

This is going to hurt diaper makers. My diapers were sterilized..by boiling them in a big pot. FYI: Diapers can be made out of old sheets and cloth diapers can be reused.

 

[Obiwan]

 

[Obiwan]

 

[Denizen]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Curly-haired Conservatives are effective for anal hygiene. However one must wash one's hands thoroughly after performing anal hygiene with a curly-haired conservative as the ass-wipe. You never know how many asses a curly-haired conservative has serviced.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Sorry that may be good uses for those papers but it would also cause me to spend money to buy those shit papers

 

[bigrebnc1775]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

you might want to add directions for use. So the leftist will not miss use them

 

[strollingbones]

 

[Billy_Bob]

There is this... buy a bunch of wash cloths, soap and Clorox..

This is going to hurt diaper makers. My diapers were sterilized..by boiling them in a big pot. FYI: Diapers can be made out of old sheets and cloth diapers can be reused.

I changed many of these in my day... No reason for throwaway stuff. Can you imagine the panic if our supply chains were actually broken?

 

[beagle9]

There is this... buy a bunch of wash cloths, soap and Clorox..

This is going to hurt diaper makers. My diapers were sterilized..by boiling them in a big pot. FYI: Diapers can be made out of old sheets and cloth diapers can be reused.

I changed many of these in my day... No reason for throwaway stuff. Can you imagine the panic if our supply chains were actually broken?

Well we would just immediately find out how stupid we've been, and how bad we've been lied to over the years.

 

[Dick Foster]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Yep, that's ALL those rags are good for!

And they're not very good for that purpose either. Kinda scratchey, not very absorbent and the news print wipes off and stains your ass.

 

[xyz]

Your tongue. It's good enough for Trump's ass, it should be good enough for your own ass.

 

[beagle9]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Yep, that's ALL those rags are good for!

And they're not very good for that purpose either. Kinda scratchey, not very absorbent and the news print wipes off and stains your ass.

Does the same to the brain when reading them.