With the mass purchasing of toilet paper, here are some alternatives you can use.

[Locke11_21]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

 

[bluzman61]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Yep, that's ALL those rags are good for!

 

[HenryBHough]

Great ways to suffer an inflamed asshole.

 

[Billy_Bob]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

 

[Likkmee]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

If you eat all the corn beforehand you can wipe strategically and resell it near the soup kitchens

 

[Billy_Bob]

There is this... buy a bunch of wash cloths, soap and Clorox..

 

[gulfman]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Those papers are already full of shit

 

[bluzman61]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

If you eat all the corn beforehand you can wipe strategically and resell it near the soup kitchens

Gross, but funny!

 

[gulfman]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

You use red one first,then a white one to see if you need another red one

 

[Asclepias]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

 

[blackhawk]

 

[beagle9]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

Yep, that's ALL those rags are good for!

The only problem is you gotta buy one. LOL

 

[bluzman61]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

There's always ONE moron in the bunch, here he/she/it? IS.......

 

[skye]

 

[Asclepias]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

There's always ONE moron in the bunch, here he/she/it? IS.......

You shouldnt call yourself a moron even though I will promise you there are a lot of morons like you.

 

[beagle9]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

You must be gonna walk around with crap on ya then.

 

[beagle9]

For those who eat a lot of corn....

You use red one first,then a white one to see if you need another red one

Don't tell those dirty little secrets.. lol

 

[Asclepias]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

You must be gonna walk around with crap on ya then.

Actually I found a better method. Use, wash, repeat.

 

[beagle9]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

You must be gonna walk around with crap on ya then.

Actually I found a better method. Use, wash, repeat.

That just ain't right raught thar, I don't care who you are it just ain't. LOL

 

[beagle9]

New York Times
Washington Post
San Francisco Chronicle
Los Angeles Times
USA Today

You get the idea.

I'm going to use any newspaper that has photos of Drumpf.

You must be gonna walk around with crap on ya then.

Actually I found a better method. Use, wash, repeat.

And you thought Trump didn't care, now go vote for him.