Wish I had a 12 Inch Pianist

[del]

true story

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I am not touching this question with the tallest guy in Warsaw or Krakow.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Just being curious... Was a 100 ducks mentioned in the story?

 

[del]

Just being curious... Was a 100 ducks mentioned in the story?

not that i recall

 

[Big Black Dog]

It's probably a different story but I bet it's the same 12 inch Pianist...

 

[del]

It's probably a different story but I bet it's the same 12 inch Pianist...

how many could there be?

 

[Luissa]

I wish I had a guy with a 12 inch pianist.

 

[Big Black Dog]

It's probably a different story but I bet it's the same 12 inch Pianist...

how many could there be?

Does your 12 inch Pianist travel around in a somewhat small suitcase? If not, I bet those two 12 inch Pianists are related.

 

[Dr.House]

true story

So she can tickle your ivories?

 

[Colin]

You're lucky! I wished for a long legged bird with a tight *****. Now, whenever I go to the pub, I'm accompanied by a ******* ostrich and a cat that won't pay his round!