Wimpiest songs ever made

[Dan]

Hey, funk you too, buddy!

 

[KarlMarx]

Nono. Disco is for homos.

true... Disco got started in gay bars and nightclubs... which explains a lot

 

[KarlMarx]

now...all 70's music, with a few exceptions, is weak/wimpy. Who wants to listen to guys sing like they got kicked in the nuts?

The Captain and Tenille .... what more has to be said?

 

[jillian]

Nono. Disco is for homos.

Oh poo! Donna Summer is not homo music!

Toot toot, hey, beep, beep

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Oh poo! Donna Summer is not homo music!

Toot toot, hey, beep, beep

How's the view of Egypt?

 

[jillian]

How's the view of Egypt?

As in Walk Like An Egyptian? Or am I missing a subreference?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

As in Walk Like An Egyptian? Or am I missing a subreference?

You missed it. It must have floated by you.

 

[jillian]

You missed it. It must have floated by you.

I'm so embarrassed...
hiding head now

 

[The ClayTaurus]

I'm so embarrassed...
hiding head now

It's ok We're just pointing. No laughing.

We could laugh and not point, if you'd prefer...

 

[jillian]

It's ok We're just pointing. No laughing.

We could laugh and not point, if you'd prefer...

lol...s'okay. I can handle it.

Would it help if I offered to share my iced coffee?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

lol...s'okay. I can handle it.

Would it help if I offered to share my iced coffee?

Blech coffee no.

Some Wendy's french fries though...

 

[jillian]

Blech coffee no.

Some Wendy's french fries though...

I love cofee

And I eat baked potato when I go to Wendy's...but I'll treat for the fries. :happy2:

 

[Said1]

You've heard his music before, I'm sure. Pretty much any old-skool 70s funk you hear these days is either Isaac Hayes or George Clinton. You'd probably recognize him, too. Check it out....

He was the guy at the end of PCU, if you've ever seen that.

Shaft. No one understands him but his woman.


Just ain't my thang, ya dig?


My mother loved him though.

 

[jimnyc]

Hey Mickey!

 

[KarlMarx]

I'm surprised we've come this far in the thread and no one has yet mentioned
the Sultan of Syrup...
the Duke of Drivel...
the Count of Cornball...
the Baron of Boredom.....

the host of Wide, Wide World of Wimpiness

Barry Manilow

 

[Joz]

I don't know what it's called, but that "loving you is easy cuz you're beautiful" song is pretty wussed out. Anything by James Taylor or The Carpenters counts as well....

You beat me to Minnie Ripperton's song but watch what you say about the other two. I like J.T. and I tho't Karen C had a beautiful voice.....even tho' the songs may be sappy.

 

[Bonnie]

Midnight at the Oasis...send your camel to bed...


Chucky's In Love..Chucky's in Lohuv

 

[KarlMarx]

Did anyone mention John Denver?

"Sunshine on my shoulder... make me happy......"

(just like his song on my radio... makes me queasy....)

P.S. is there a corelation between wimpy songs on the radio and wimpy presidents in the White House?

 

[KarlMarx]

Oh crap, does anyone remember

Do The Hustle!

 

[jillian]

Oh crap, does anyone remember

Do The Hustle!

Van McCoy?