Trump Announces Secret Mission!

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President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that the U.S. has been taking out oil from Iran as part of a "secret mission" to keep gas and oil prices low.

Trump first made the shock announcement in a passing comment in the Oval Office when asked about rising inflation. He later posted to Truth Social a message adding some additional context to his earlier claims.

"Last month, I directed our Great U.S. Military to execute a secret mission to support Oil Tankers and other Commercial Ships through the Strait of Hormuz. Today, I am pleased to announce that this effort has resulted in more than 100 MILLION Barrels of Oil making its way through the Strait, and into the Open Market," Trump wrote on social media, adding:

More than 200 Commercial Ships have safely traveled through the Strait. This wildly successful effort is because the UNITED STATES of AMERICA CONTROLS the Strait of Hormuz — NOT Iran. Their military is defeated, and their economy is lost. It's over for Iran! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP


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Sadly this is not satire it is real. I posted this in political satire because it is just so friggin sad. So Dementia Don announces a secret mission that supposedly kept gas prices low so that Iran now knows about the not so secret mission.

With a president like Trump who needs spies..LOL
 
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Like in Dune, the spice never stopped flowing.

As in real life, neigther does the oil.

Oil will always flow, because there are SO many places to get it from.
What ever you hear about "oil problems" in the MSM, its ALL lies and propaganda to hide some other thing going on.
 
President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that the U.S. has been taking out oil from Iran as part of a "secret mission" to keep gas and oil prices low.

Trump first made the shock announcement in a passing comment in the Oval Office when asked about rising inflation. He later posted to Truth Social a message adding some additional context to his earlier claims.

"Last month, I directed our Great U.S. Military to execute a secret mission to support Oil Tankers and other Commercial Ships through the Strait of Hormuz. Today, I am pleased to announce that this effort has resulted in more than 100 MILLION Barrels of Oil making its way through the Strait, and into the Open Market," Trump wrote on social media, adding:




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Sadly this is not satire it is real. I posted this in political satire because it is just so friggin sad. So Dementia Don announces a secret mission that supposedly kept gas prices low so that Iran now knows about the not so secret mission.

With a president like Trump who needs spies..LOL
No Iranian oil. I have a low tolerance for stupid BS and you just won the prize. Buh Bye.
 
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