Why I Trust NASA on Man-made Climate Change

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

ding, time for confession.

 

[sealybobo]

I bet you chase politics more than you chase pussy.

I've slowed down since I lost the 28 year old Belarussian girl. Where'm I gonna find another one like that? Right now my options are these 60 year olds who live in my condos. Bodies falling apart. Still pretty when all did up but ew. Old women are gross.

There's a woman in Florida I'd love to snag. She goes every February. I met her right before I was leaving. And I met some hotter women in the Florida dog park. I may have to spank it till February.

 

[sealybobo]

NASA spent twice as much on their rocket (Boeing) than Space X spent on theirs.

Boeing was years late.

And it failed.

How much would Space X charge us if there were no NASA?

 

[westwall]

How much would Space X charge us if there were no NASA?

Probably less.

 

[sealybobo]

Probably less.

Nope. Just like prisons at first seemed like something that could be privatized, eventually the costs go up.

Or letting Chinese cars in to destroy the American EV economy. They'll come in cheap but as soon as American companies are gone, price goes up.

Or Amazon. They're cheap now but when they take over and put the competition out of business...

Need more examples? Do you think UPS or Fed ex would mail something for you anywhere in the country for 50 cents?

 

[westwall]

Nope. Just like prisons at first seemed like something that could be privatized, eventually the costs go up.

Or letting Chinese cars in to destroy the American EV economy. They'll come in cheap but as soon as American companies are gone, price goes up.

Or Amazon. They're cheap now but when they take over and put the competition out of business...

Need more examples? Do you think UPS or Fed ex would mail something for you anywhere in the country for 50 cents?

The post office doesn't do that either, dummy. And the only reason why the post office still exists is thanks to massive subsidy.

 

[ding]

I've slowed down since I lost the 28 year old Belarussian girl. Where'm I gonna find another one like that? Right now my options are these 60 year olds who live in my condos. Bodies falling apart. Still pretty when all did up but ew. Old women are gross.

There's a woman in Florida I'd love to snag. She goes every February. I met her right before I was leaving. And I met some hotter women in the Florida dog park. I may have to spank it till February.

TMI

 

[ding]

ding, time for confession.

I'm good. Maybe worry about yourself.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

I worry for you.

 

[ding]

I worry for you.

Why?

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Because, on occasion, you write some interesting stuff.

 

[ding]

Because, on occasion, you write some interesting stuff.

Seems like a dumb reason to worry about me.

 

[sealybobo]

Why?

It's not your fault

 

[ding]

It's not your fault

Why?

 

[sealybobo]

Why?

It's not your fault Ding.

 

[ding]

It's not your fault Ding.

Why?

 

[sealybobo]

Why?

It's not your fault. You are a victim of your youth.

 

[ding]

It's not your fault. You are a victim of your youth.

How so?

 

[sealybobo]

How so?

You didn't deserve that mental brainwashing.

 

[ding]

You didn't deserve that mental brainwashing.

What was I brainwashed with?