I have a 1.6 gallon Kohler Wellworth toilet.....but I tweeked its tank plumbing enough it does a double-flush each time. So I made my environmentally friendly toilet use closer to 3 gallons instead of 1.6. And this Kohler toilet hasn't clogged up in a few years, actually. Its "adjusted" flush is now quite powerful, due to my fucking with it. Yes, I turned a low-flow toilet into a raging water monster.
One reason why my toilet never clogs is because I'm obviously too perfect and saint-like to shit! When my shit reaches the end of my intestines, a bunch of angels appear and magically carry my turds up to Heaven in an act I call Immaculate Excretion. Sometimes, when I look up into the sky, I can see my own shit drifting up into the clouds on columns of holy, magical white light.
One reason why my toilet never clogs is because I'm obviously too perfect and saint-like to shit! When my shit reaches the end of my intestines, a bunch of angels appear and magically carry my turds up to Heaven in an act I call Immaculate Excretion. Sometimes, when I look up into the sky, I can see my own shit drifting up into the clouds on columns of holy, magical white light.