Votto
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Here are the top reasons young males voted for Trump. Remember, if we want to stop another Hitler from being voted into office, we must first understand why it happened in the first place.
1. Hearing about Trump's show the Apprentice was cool, so maybe that was it
I really don't know why to be honest
The real reason is really hard to explain
Learning to understand the male mind and all its dog whistles is a full-time job.
Entering adult hood is so confusing.
Relearning how not to be male though is even harder, even though they tried this with me in public school.
2. Dude, any idea what it is like waking up in the morning with all this male toxicity raging around in my brain? Dude, it took me smoking half a pound of weed every day just so I don't goose step everywhere like Hitler and try to overthrow the government.
3. The Trump election actually caught me at a very confusing time in my life. It was at a time when I was actually considering transitioning into a woman, but only so I could rape and molest myself every day without going to jail for it all the time like Hitler did. But when I told my doctor, she reported me to the authorities and had me arrested for it. So, yea, Trump is one of us!!
4. I don't want to say I voted Trump because of Hitler, but yea, it was Hitler. He had me at Hitler.
5. Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, and Hitler. Did I mention Hitler?