A friend of mine is sharing this story all over. Thought it might get a laugh here (and maybe make a point).
In the latest episode of my surreal life, I stopped by Kroger yesterday to pick up a few things, and ended up in a line where I was the only mask wearer. The mullet sportin' guy behind me insisted upon being not only too close, but wanted to have a conversation. I avoided discussing looters in Atlanta, the glock he was "carring concealed", and Antifa coming in from "up north". When the line moved forward he stepped even closer and said "hey, fear is no way to run your life buddy, you don't have to wear that mask." Still trying to be polite, I told him that it was really my choice, and I was wearing it for his protection. He told me to take a look around... the quicker we all returned to normal, the better off we'd all be. "You should take off that mask and free yourself!"
So, I pulled my mask down, leaned into him, and told him that I wasn't kidding... I was actually trying to protect him. "I tested positive a couple of days ago, and I had to pick up a couple of things with my prescription", pointing to my prescription bag.
He looked very confused, blurted out that he had forgotten to get bread, and darted off toward the bread aisle. I avoided the urge to follow him and continue our conversation....
I know the guy who did this. He doesn't have the Covid-19 virus. But I think it is hilarious the way the "mullet sportin guy" took off to get bread.