Who will be the first on their block with a MAGAphone?

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Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​


If you have a blindly loyal following with a cultish level of devotion to you what better way to capitalize on their adoration than selling them a phone plan?

I thought trump's crypto scheme couldn't get more grotesque as an example of profiteering on the position he holds but as usual I have under estimated his capacity for grifting.
 

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​


If you have a blindly loyal following with a cultish level of devotion to you what better way to capitalize on their adoration than selling them a phone plan?

I thought trump's crypto scheme couldn't get more grotesque as an example of profiteering on the position he holds but as usual I have under estimated his capacity for grifting.
He's made hundreds of millions, not including his billion-dollar crypto scams, from his various grifts.

And the flock crows about how he doesn't take a presidential salary. Incredible.

You have to hand it to him: He saw opportunity and took advantage of it.
 
I bet this news just wrecked Stalinburg's whole week. :laugh2:

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He's made hundreds of millions, not including his billion-dollar crypto scams, from his various grifts.

And the flock crows about how he doesn't take a presidential salary. Incredible.

You have to hand it to him: He saw opportunity and took advantage of it.
I admire entrepreneurial spirit when I see it. This is cynical opportunism capitalizing on the elected office he holds and his cult following. Imagine how proudly the rubes will display their MAGAphones in circles where such things are viewed as a status symbol, and not falling victim to a grift.
 

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​


If you have a blindly loyal following with a cultish level of devotion to you what better way to capitalize on their adoration than selling them a phone plan?

I thought trump's crypto scheme couldn't get more grotesque as an example of profiteering on the position he holds but as usual I have under estimated his capacity for grifting.
Never mind phones, I'd like to know which Benedict Arnold Americans with oatmeal for brains is the first to believe Canadian police apparatuses? Whoever that person was, give them five lashings and charge them with treason because they are no ally of America I assure you.

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Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​


If you have a blindly loyal following with a cultish level of devotion to you what better way to capitalize on their adoration than selling them a phone plan?

I thought trump's crypto scheme couldn't get more grotesque as an example of profiteering on the position he holds but as usual I have under estimated his capacity for grifting.

Lol, what platform will he use? Im surprised android or iOS licensed out their platform to him...

But no, i will not be buying a tump phone lol
 
Trump is a criminal and convicted felon; there’s no limit to Trump’s corruption and criminality – this grift is yet another example.

How is it a grift? He's selling a product. Is...Amazon grifters? Or Samsung? Are they grifters?

Id agree if he was just trying to solicit money for nothing, but when you're selling a product..it's not a grift..
 
He's made hundreds of millions, not including his billion-dollar crypto scams, from his various grifts.

And the flock crows about how he doesn't take a presidential salary. Incredible.

You have to hand it to him: He saw opportunity and took advantage of it.
How is this a grift?
 
The core Andriod OS is open source meaning there is no license requirement.

WW

I thought, because its owned by google, you still had to have their permission
 
I thought, because its owned by google, you still had to have their permission

Core Android OS is open source and Google Owns it. They maintain control and compatibility.

It only has to be "licensed" to manufacturers if they want to use some of the proprietary elements that Google has put in.

WW
 
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Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​


If you have a blindly loyal following with a cultish level of devotion to you what better way to capitalize on their adoration than selling them a phone plan?

I thought trump's crypto scheme couldn't get more grotesque as an example of profiteering on the position he holds but as usual I have under estimated his capacity for grifting.
Good for them, that's not a bad price point

but I am an Apple person, I don't like Androids....so they won't be getting my business
 
Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?


And now he's hawking...cell phones.

"I'm not the President of the United States, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you about a terrific new cell phone you can buy from me, Donald Trump, the greatest game show host of all time. This beautiful phone can reach Jupiter and comes with The 47 Plan (47, get it?) which will cost you only $47.45 a month. (47.45, get it?)"


The best part is...the web site is broken. It doesn't work.

PERFECT!

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".

If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.

Many of his products, including his clothing line, are made in China. I wonder how a $499 cell phone can be made anywhere else other than China.

Will he exempt himself from his tariffs?

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone


 
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Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?

And now he's hawking...cell phones.

Best of all, the site is broken. It doesn't work.

PERFECT!

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".

If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone


499 ain't bad..... Question is... Is it a piece of junk?

The article is incorrect however..... Trump has slowed down product sales since becoming president by well over half. Notably he's had dozens of failed ventures. That's usually the way it is with an active businessman though. He's never stopped being one of those.
 
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