Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...
Is this guy the President of a Third World country?
And now he's hawking...cell phones.
"I'm not the President of the United States, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you about a terrific new cell phone you can buy from me, Donald Trump, the greatest game show host of all time. This beautiful phone can reach Jupiter and comes with The 47 Plan (47, get it?) which will cost you only $47.45 a month. (47.45, get it?)"
The best part is...the web site is broken. It doesn't work.
PERFECT!
I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.
I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".
If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.
Many of his products, including his clothing line, are made in China. I wonder how a $499 cell phone can be made anywhere else other than China.
Will he exempt himself from his tariffs?