Who will be the first on their block with a MAGAphone?

[marvin martian]

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

LOL

 

[justoffal]

They are shameless. But they know the flock will mindlessly line up.

Not really. Cell phones is a very competitive market. You either put out a high performing product at an affordable price or you fall on your face. No one is going to give a crap if Trump's name is on the phone if the thing is a loser.

 

[d0gbreath]

Let's see a show of hands from the people here who don't already own a smartphone.

 

[g5000]

They are shameless. But they know the flock will mindlessly line up.

I would like the phone as a collector's item, but I would not be surprised if you have to sign up for a two-year 47 plan contract to get one.

**** that.

"Before we connect your call, we would like to tell you about Dear Leader Donald Trump."

 

[justoffal]

I would like the phone as a collector's item, but I would not be surprised if you have to sign up for a two-year 47 plan contract to get one.

**** that.

"Before we connect your call, we would like to tell you about Dear Leader Donald Trump."

Yeah..... No thanks

 

[g5000]

499 ain't bad..... Question is... Is it a piece of junk?

No, the question is what the **** is the President of the United States doing disgracing the office as a launchpad for his drek?

 

[justoffal]

No, the question is what the **** is the President of the United States doing disgracing the office as a launchpad for his drek?

Yeah I can't say I've ever seen anyone else do that. I heard that Hoover, also a multi-millionaire businessman... Was similar.
Wasn't around for that one though.

 

[BrokeLoser]

They are shameless. But they know the flock will mindlessly line up.

Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?


And now he's hawking...cell phones.

"I'm not the President of the United States, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you about a terrific new cell phone you can buy from me, Donald Trump, the greatest game show host of all time. This beautiful phone can reach Jupiter and comes with The 47 Plan (47, get it?) which will cost you only $47.45 a month. (47.45, get it?)"


The best part is...the web site is broken. It doesn't work.

PERFECT!

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".

If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.

Many of his products, including his clothing line, are made in China. I wonder how a $499 cell phone can be made anywhere else other than China.

Will he exempt himself from his tariffs?

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​

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An american made Trump phone…that’s badass.
I remember the Obama phone…the one the Kenyan gave illegals by the millions and made american taxpayers pay for.
Remember when you neck-tatt nose-ringers bitched about that phone that Hussein bought votes with?

 

[mudwhistle]

They are shameless. But they know the flock will mindlessly line up.

Yep.....how dare Trump try to offer the public alternatives.
The guy refuses to take his pay....yet you dipshits feel his company has zero right to earn.

Would you rather he take cash from the Chinese and Ukraine like Biden?

How about carving out a secret annual multi-million dollar grant from the government like Obama?

 

[g5000]

An american made Trump phone…that’s badass.

It's probably made in China like his Bible and his clothes and a lot of other Trump Trash.

I remember the Obama phone…the one the Kenyan gave illegals by the millions and made american taxpayers pay for.

Um...retard? Those government phone plans for the poor have been around since Reagan, maybe longer.

You are such a stupid rube for whatever bullshit is shoveled into your mouth.

They are still around.

You heard that right. TrumpPhones 45 and TrumpPhones 47.

Remember when you neck-tatt nose-ringers bitched about that phone that Hussein bought votes with?

Again, Trump gave away, and is giving away, the exact same phones under the exact same government plan.

Dipshit.

Why do you fools continue to line up to be lied to?!?

 

[g5000]

This 47 phone has to be a hoax.

 

[g5000]

The guy refuses to take his pay....

I think he only did that for one year.

Then he ran up a trillion dollar deficit. Before Covid.

He would have to be president for two and a half million more years to break even.

yet you dipshits feel his company has zero right to earn.

He has the right to earn from a BLIND TRUST.

Would you rather he take cash from the Chinese and Ukraine like Biden?

The Biden bribes are a hoax, rube.

You don't think foreign corporations and governments aren't buying Trump's trash in order to be able to influence him? That's the whole point of Trump selling his trash.

How about carving out a secret annual multi-million dollar grant from the government like Obama?

Oh wow. That is another hoax you idiot.

Wow, you really do swallow whatever bullshit is shoveled into your mouth!

Your propagandists make that stuff up so you are more accepting of Trump's disgraceful behavior.

 

[Mac1958]

Yep.....how dare Trump try to offer the public alternatives.
The guy refuses to take his pay....yet you dipshits feel his company has zero right to earn.

Would you rather he take cash from the Chinese and Ukraine like Biden?

How about carving out a secret annual multi-million dollar grant from the government like Obama?

So those are the only possible choices.

Silly Trumpster.

 

[mudwhistle]

So those are the only possible choices.

Silly Trumpster.

You think that Trump's company has no right to make any money? Even if it's legal?

Fck you.

 

[elektra]

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?

Yes, of course, democratsand the deep state gave us a third world usa

I am surprised you had to adk

 

[Couchpotato]

Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?


And now he's hawking...cell phones.

"I'm not the President of the United States, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you about a terrific new cell phone you can buy from me, Donald Trump, the greatest game show host of all time. This beautiful phone can reach Jupiter and comes with The 47 Plan (47, get it?) which will cost you only $47.45 a month. (47.45, get it?)"


The best part is...the web site is broken. It doesn't work.

PERFECT!

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".

If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.

Many of his products, including his clothing line, are made in China. I wonder how a $499 cell phone can be made anywhere else other than China.

Will he exempt himself from his tariffs?

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​

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It's his kids. Remember when it was cool that Hunter was getting hundreds of thousands of dollars from a foreign oil company even though he had no relevant experience or training in the field? A foreign country his father was involved with in his role as the VP? Remember that?

 

[mudwhistle]

I think he only did that for one year.

Then he ran up a trillion dollar deficit. Before Covid.

He would have to be president for two and a half million more years to break even.

He has the right to earn from a BLIND TRUST.

The Biden bribes are a hoax, rube.

You don't think foreign corporations and governments aren't buying Trump's trash in order to be able to influence him? That's the whole point of Trump selling his trash.


Oh wow. That is another hoax you idiot.

Wow, you really do swallow whatever bullshit is shoveled into your mouth!

Your propagandists make that stuff up so you are more accepting of Trump's disgraceful behavior.

God damn....you are seriously full of shit.

I remember how you used to say that Obamacare was so ******* cool.

Turns out Obamacare was designed to screw up our health care and give free health care to illegals.

Every decent doctor I had retired because of the Affordable Care Act.

Right now health care in America is suffering because most of the decent health care professionals left and now we have all of these young kids who don't know what they're doing.

 

[mudwhistle]

They are shameless. But they know the flock will mindlessly line up.

He's selling watches too.

Grounds for impeachment here folks.

 

[Meister]

Hilarious NFTs, cheap sneakers, cheap watches, dodgy memecoins, a bible he's never read, a total of 168 pieces of drek between Election Day and his Inauguration...

Is this guy the President of a Third World country?


And now he's hawking...cell phones.

"I'm not the President of the United States, but I play one on TV, and I'm here to tell you about a terrific new cell phone you can buy from me, Donald Trump, the greatest game show host of all time. This beautiful phone can reach Jupiter and comes with The 47 Plan (47, get it?) which will cost you only $47.45 a month. (47.45, get it?)"


The best part is...the web site is broken. It doesn't work.

PERFECT!

I'm not going to link to it, you can find it for yourself.

I went there to pre-order a phone, figuring it will be a valuable collector's item one day, and the site is poetically broken. As soon as you start filling out your pre-order information, it locks up. If you enter your email on the flash page, you get "Request failed".

If you manage to figure out a workaround, and get to the pre-order form, you get "this page has expired" when you get to your phone number.

Many of his products, including his clothing line, are made in China. I wonder how a $499 cell phone can be made anywhere else other than China.

Will he exempt himself from his tariffs?

Trump Organization announces mobile plan, $499 smartphone​

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So this is the big plan to defeat the republicans next year?
Talking about cell phone sales?

Sheesh, you lefties are still in the closet with your socialism wet dreams.
Use socialism/communism policies as your political platform.
Use something other than Trump bad, he's selling cell phones.

 

[elektra]

It's his kids. Remember when it was cool that Hunter was getting hundreds of thousands of dollars from a foreign oil company ...

Those of low intelligence also cant remember politics. Don't beat up on our low intelligence americans by presenting facts that democrats can never understand