It didn't turn out half bad.
With a few simple tools and a bit of practice, you can give yourself a professional-quality buzz cut.
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I used a trick I saw where you use a ball cap brim to shape the neckline. Couldn't find an online pic, so you get to see the redneck's red neck...
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I been doing it for a while now, because the locals have issues that I do not like being around.
The girl that normally does my hair has tits that I do like being around. Looking forward to feeling them on my back again. Some where around you is a good looking girl cutting hair. Find her it's a nice 10 20 minutes.
One time this gal did my hair and she had bazoombas the size of volkswagons. I kept getting boob in my ears, my eyeballs, my nostrils were slapped shut, they rubbed the back of my head bald headed.
I was traumatized.
I gave James her name, he'd like it.