White male appreciation month

[Billy_Kinetta]

No racial connotation intended since there are many among the races, but the number and importance of white contributions to the advancement of culture and civilization dwarfs all others.

Wow! That is really something for you to be proud of.

Not a question of pride, but history.

Not your history, pal. And...you have no way of supporting your claim.

Just a few millennia of recorded history.

 

[kaz]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Wouldn't it have been shorter to just start a thread that says you are an imbecile?

 

[Agit8r]

Yer derned rawt! Them Chinamen may have made the first guns. But did dey ever think ta use'em to settle workplace beefs? No, siree!

 

[LoneLaugher]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Amusing, but what is your point?

BTW, Gun powder being a Chinese Invention, and Indians walking over here? All stuff I learned in Public School way back when this country was supposedly even more "racist" or whatever.

Ruh-Roh! The nutters aren't sure who's on who's side sometimes. That's always fun.

I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

 

[Correll]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Amusing, but what is your point?

BTW, Gun powder being a Chinese Invention, and Indians walking over here? All stuff I learned in Public School way back when this country was supposedly even more "racist" or whatever.

Ruh-Roh! The nutters aren't sure who's on who's side sometimes. That's always fun.

I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Asians used gun powder in rockets and grenades and utilized it for war long before it was introduced to Europe.

What you mean are GUNS which were a more efficient use of gun powder!! Guns and cannons changed how war was conducted forever.

Are you saying the chinese had hand grenades 5000 years ago? Were they the fragmentation kind?

 

[SuperDemocrat]

Why shouldn't we have white male appreciation month? Every other race in this country gets their own month and in a generation or so whites will be a minority so I demand some white male appreciation holidays.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Amusing, but what is your point?

BTW, Gun powder being a Chinese Invention, and Indians walking over here? All stuff I learned in Public School way back when this country was supposedly even more "racist" or whatever.

Ruh-Roh! The nutters aren't sure who's on who's side sometimes. That's always fun.

I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

Ouch.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Go white people!

 

[Anathema]

Asians used gun powder in rockets and grenades and utilized it for war long before it was introduced to Europe.

What you mean are GUNS which were a more efficient use of gun powder!! Guns and cannons changed how war was conducted forever.

Black powder was an Asian invention. Smokeless powder is a White, Male invention.

 

[Billy000]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Oh gee let me tell you. I got sooo excited about being white after reading this.

 

[Billy000]

It's not that I think this thread is racist. It's just really stupid.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Oh gee let me tell you. I got sooo excited about being white after reading this.

You should be proud... without white people we'd all be running around the jungle in loin cloths eating shrubbery.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

It's not that I think this thread is racist. It's just really stupid.

No, you're just a humorless asshat.

 

[Evesbodyman]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Oh gee let me tell you. I got sooo excited about being white after reading this.

You should be proud... without white people we'd all be running around the jungle in loin cloths eating shrubbery.

Without black people there wouldn't be, ah, people.

 

[Fair&Balanced]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

The white man should be forever vilified for not picking his own goddamned cotton and instead bringing negroes to this country.

 

[Evesbodyman]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

The white man should be forever vilified for not picking his own goddamned cotton and instead bringing negroes to this country.

Indeed.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

Oh gee let me tell you. I got sooo excited about being white after reading this.

You should be proud... without white people we'd all be running around the jungle in loin cloths eating shrubbery.

Without black people there wouldn't be, ah, people.

Agreed...

 

[Fair&Balanced]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

The white man should be forever vilified for not picking his own goddamned cotton and instead bringing negroes to this country.

Indeed.

Indeed indeed . Negroes have contributed mightily to the destruction of this nation. Better to have left them in Africa. Glad you agree.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

The white man should be forever vilified for not picking his own goddamned cotton and instead bringing negroes to this country.

Well, if blacks hadn't sold themselves into slavery, this wouldn't have been an issue.

 

[SuperDemocrat]

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

The white man should be forever vilified for not picking his own goddamned cotton and instead bringing negroes to this country.

Would you be mad if I said thanks for the cotton?