CrotchetyGeezer
I have a red pencil box.
I have already reported your posts to the Obama attitude adjustment team
You may have went whining to the USMB team but, that's about it.
What if she's cute...though?
That's where my gun is. Shhhhhh.Hide under your bed like you usually do
if it's a she, she's obviously got the wrong door.
That's only if she's at your house.