Where’s the Beef?

[Vikrant]

That is called culture shock

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It was a simple yet clever American advertisement, an elderly woman peeking into her hamburger and asking, “Where’s the beef?”

Now, the company behind that ‘80s catchphrase – fast-food chain Wendy’s – finds itself in a fix over the answer.

The burger joint has decided to drop beef from the menu for the first time ever. It will not serve the standard Dave’s Hot ‘n Juicy Triple or any other burgers with beef when it opens its first Indian outlet in a Delhi suburb on Wednesday.

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Wendy s Is Landing in India But Where s the Beef - India Real Time - WSJ

 

[B. Kidd]

**** India.......what have you done for us lately? (Please be specific...)

 

[Moonglow]

Vegan burgers ain't bad......tofu sucks though....

 

[Vikrant]

**** India.......what have you done for us lately? (Please be specific...)

Ask not what India can do for you -- ask what you can do for India.

 

[TheOldSchool]

**** India.......what have you done for us lately? (Please be specific...)

Ask not what India can do for you -- ask what you can do for India.

Ignore him he's an idiot.

Interesting OP though. I kinda wonder what in the world Wendy's is thinking here.

 

[B. Kidd]

**** India.......what have you done for us lately? (Please be specific...)

Ask not what India can do for you -- ask what you can do for India.

Stick to criket in the 'Sports' section, and all will be okay.

 

[S.J.]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

 

[B. Kidd]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

 

[Vikrant]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

 

[S.J.]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

 

[Vikrant]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

 

[B. Kidd]

Vik isn't Wendy's kind of people.........

 

[S.J.]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

Thanks for admitting you are stupid. Moooo.

 

[B. Kidd]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

Thanks for admitting you are stupid. Moooo.

Attn: Vikrant!
You are being laffed at!

 

[Vikrant]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

Thanks for admitting you are stupid. Moooo.

Your intolerant and stupid religion is ******* your mind, you donkey.

 

[Vikrant]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

Thanks for admitting you are stupid. Moooo.

Attn: Vikrant!
You are being laffed at!

Mental illness can cause that sometime but thank Cows for Obamacare! Now, you can get some help

 

[Moonglow]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

It was like the Irish, starving to death on an island surrounded by fish, I mean, it wasn't like they didn't know how to fish, WTF?

 

[S.J.]

I guess eating their reincarnated ancestors isn't popular in India.

Avoiding eating your ancestor is certainly better than eating your ancestors. Don't you think?

I guess if you're stupid enough to think cows are your relatives, then yes. Are you stupid enough to believe that?

Stop attacking my relatives or else I will attack your relatives (asses).

Asses (your relatives) are much easier target than cows.

Thanks for admitting you are stupid. Moooo.

Your intolerant and stupid religion is ******* your mind, you donkey.

I found your cousin.

 

[Vikrant]

Here is your cousin, S.J.

Pictures of Donkeys

 

[B. Kidd]

Vikrants' sensibilities might be offended.

Don't leave V., especially since your 'topics' are so popular.