When hammering, women nail it

[JBeukema]

Construction is man's work... well, maybe not..

Any man who has ever pounded nails for a living has hit his thumb a time or two. One possible reason: He's just not that good at it. Another factor: He's probably doing it in broad daylight. Women are more accurate at pounding nails, a new study finds. At least in the light.
Women hit the nail on the head more often in lighted conditions in a lab, but in the dark, men did better. Scientists aren't sure why, but they have a provocative idea.

When hammering, women nail it - LiveScience- msnbc.com

 

[xotoxi]

Any man who has ever pounded nails for a living has hit his thumb a time or two. One possible reason: He's just not that good at it. Another factor: He's probably doing it in broad daylight. Women are more accurate at pounding nails, a new study finds. At least in the light.
Women hit the nail on the head more often in lighted conditions in a lab, but in the dark, men did better. Scientists aren't sure why, but they have a provocative idea.

Who does construction in the dark???

 

[Phoenix]

Who does construction in the dark???

Oh great!

Now they have to do a study about that ...

 

[JBeukema]

Who does construction in the dark???

apparently, men....

 

[Phoenix]

apparently, men....

Well, it's not exactly tough to figure out.

Men are used to trying to nail things in the dark.
Women are used to focusing on small objects.

Any questions?

 

[JBeukema]

so you're saying they have to turn the lights off to nail Eve?

 

[Phoenix]

so you're saying they have to turn the lights off to nail Eve?

I didn't say that.

I said men are used to trying to nail things in the dark.

That's speaking oh-so-generally and more than slightly tongue-in-cheek.

 

[JBeukema]

Eve, I don't want to know where you've had your tongue...

 

[xotoxi]

so you're saying they have to turn the lights off to nail Eve?

I didn't say that.

I said men are used to trying to nail things in the dark.

That's speaking oh-so-generally and more than slightly tongue-in-cheek.

If that's the case, I'm sure that men also do quite well screwing in the dark.

 

[Phoenix]

Eve, I don't want to know where you've had your tongue...

Liar.

 

[Care4all]

Eve, I don't want to know where you've had your tongue...

Liar.

gawd i know as miss goody 2 shoes, I shouldn't be laughing over this conversation but...

 

[Al Gunn]

Eve, I think you just made JB shoot his load

 

[JBeukema]

Pathetic. Al's like a 12-year-old

 

[Bootneck]

Well, there's one thing for sure. Women couldn't exist without men. In women's lives, men are everywhere!

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Ever notice how all of women's problems even start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When they have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

 

[Phoenix]

Liar.

gawd i know as miss goody 2 shoes, I shouldn't be laughing over this conversation but...

Even goody 2 shoes appreciate humor.

 

[Phoenix]

Eve, I think you just made JB shoot his load

Nah - he's not that easy.

 

[Phoenix]

If that's the case, I'm sure that men also do quite well screwing in the dark.

Good point, xotoxi.

Nailing, screwing, hammering ... hmmm, I wonder who came up with such euphemisms?

 

[JBeukema]

All I'm sayin' is that Eve knows how to work a piece of wood to a fine finish and a brilliant polish...

 

[Phoenix]

All I'm sayin' is that Eve knows how to work a piece of wood to a fine finish and a brilliant polish...

Sometimes a bit of oil, a buffer and elbow grease.

Lots and lots of elbow grease.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Maybe this is a bit too personal, but back in my younger, wilder days, I've nailed a few hammered ladies...