What's Your Story?

[BDBoop]

I beat a mop because my cat is an asshole.

 

[Bloodrock44]

I fucked a Kardashian because I'm sexy as ****.

 

[Immanuel]

I wrestled a volleyball because the voices in my head said so.

 

[BDBoop]

 

[April]

I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because I'm sexy as ****.

 

[boedicca]

I fucked a Kardashian because I'm sexy as ****.

What a coinkydink.

I fucked my professor because I'm sexy as ****.

 

[Gracie]

I wanted Trojan Man because I love bacon.

Um. Ok. LOL

 

[BDBoop]

But I love bacon!! Why can't green be bacon!?

 

[Pop23]

I fucked a bowl of French fries because a clown stole my taco

Well a clown DID steal my taco, the rest is a vicious rumor!

 

[BDBoop]

I fucked a bowl of French fries because a clown stole my taco

Well a clown DID steal my taco, the rest is a vicious rumor!

I found your bumper sticker. >.>

 

[Pop23]

I fucked a bowl of French fries because a clown stole my taco

Well a clown DID steal my taco, the rest is a vicious rumor!

I found your bumper sticker. >.>

I feel victimized again!

I'll bet your wearing a red nose!

 

[GWV5903]

I tripped over a lunatic because I'm sexy as ****...

 

[Libertarianman]

I got naked with a teletubby because I am hot as ****

 

[Pop23]

Am I the only one that's not sexy as ****?

 

[April]

Am I the only one that's not sexy as ****?

You are sexy as ****, Papi....do not ever let anyone tell you otherwise.