Those "Mickey Mouse" jobs are vital for unskilled teenagers trying to break into the job market and you're trying to take them away.
not at all; there will always be a natural rate of unemployment under Capitalism.
solving for simple poverty on an at-will basis is simply more efficient.
And we can make it easier or harder for unskilled teenagers with no work history to break into the job market. I want to make it easier, you want to make it harder.
easier for what, to make less just so the rich can get richer faster?
having recourse to unemployment compensation simply for being unemployed, means persons can go to school or vocational training for as long as they want. Only the right, never gets it.