What kind of Christian are you?

Pentacostal
I’m dating a pentacostal. What can I expect?

I can tell you she won’t make me wait for sex. I tried to not **** her the first date but she insisted. I’m not kidding.
 
ā€œIn Name Onlyā€

I believe, I just haven’t attended any services in years. Technically I’m catholic, but with this new Pope, I’m not claiming the name anymore.
 
Tried taking both just to see what might happen being Jewish. Unfortunately, I agree the first one is unreliable and biased, and the other involves specific questions only a Christian could answer (unless you lie in which case taking the test is kinda silly.)

it is also unreliable and biased as it provides the answers from the Protestant view only.

I especially like the question about the Pope. You either love him or despise him. No answer available for thinking he's just a good man trying to serve God as best he understands, while not necessarily agreeing with him.
 
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