What I want for Christmas

[Mini 14]

Had an order in with all my wholesalers for almost a year (and have ordered 100, or any fraction of that). They can't make them fast enough.

An awesome gun (Springfield Officer's Loaded)

 

[saltshaker]

I want Julia Roberts to quit stalking me. I want her to realize that while I cherished our time together, that I have moved on with my life and it is time for her to do likewise.