What Crimes Do You Think Your Capable of or Have Done?

Given the right incentive there is no crime I would not commit. I wouldn't hurt an animal without some monstrous cause.
 
Murder - I don't think I honestly would be able to go through with it, too much guilt. Unless it was out of vengence toward someone who did something so awful to me and I knew I was about to die anyway of cancer or some serious illness...or I reached a very old age and knew I only had only a few more years of life anyway. I am sure a lot of people think to themselves if ever they get diagnosed with stage 4 terminal cancer there is at least a dozen people they hate they would love to knock off before they kick the bucket from cancer. Death penalty or life in prison would mean nothing at that stage since they will be dead of cancer anyway in no time.

Rape - I don't think I honestly would ever be able to do, too much guilt and I don't think would ever want to

Sexual misconduct/ sex predator - Maybe in theory I could see myself being capable of. Often on dates guys go over the lines with kissing touching pressuring the female so I can see that. Or someone gets caught hiring a call girl.

Theft - Maybe I could see myself being capable of. If it was something I knew wouldn't be missed and I knew I would never get caught..

Embezzlement - Maybe if I could make a lot of money for myself on the side. I would figure yeah probably get caught eventually, but why not enjoy the high income lifestyle for a while until you get caught. I would figure live a life on a lot of money like a king for what 10-20 years and then go to prison to me that doesn't sound like such a bad deal. I think most people if they could get away with for years what Bernie Madoff did and live a life rich for years before getting caught, they would do it too.

Illegal Drug use - Maybe I could see myself.

Selling Drugs/ smugging drugs - Maybe I could see myself if I knew it would lead to like 200K+ a year in income, but since most drug dealers actually make very little to no money I don't see it as worth it.


Spy for a foreign government - Only if I was promised a lot of money in the other country with a great big house and quarneteed citizenship for life, healthcare, and a very nice retirement fund for the rest of my life.

I have never been convicted of crime, this is just my musing
Murder - Yes, I could do it, if provoked enough in my mind.

Rape - No

Sexual misconduct/ sex predator - I don't think so.

Theft - If I felt I need something very badly.

Embezzlement - No

Illegal Drug use - I toked when young

Selling Drugs/ smugging drugs - No


Spy for a foreign government - No
 
I bought weed once when it was still a crime in NY.

I am usually pretty good with complying with the rules of the road. But, I have been known to speed a bit.

And, of course, I did rig the 2024 election for President Trump single handedly.
 
I wonder what kind of jail time this villain will get for killing an innocent woman?

You just have to laugh!!! :auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg::auiqs.jpg:And here's a whole mob heading for prison!

 
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What crimes do you think your capable of or have done?

I was thinking this the other day what crimes do I think I would be able to do without little guilt or consence and what no way. I have never had a record or been arrested for a crime... this is just musing.

Murder - I don't think I honestly would be able to go through with it, too much guilt. Unless it was out of vengence toward someone who did something so awful to me and I knew I was about to die anyway of cancer or some serious illness...or I reached a very old age and knew I only had only a few more years of life anyway. I am sure a lot of people think to themselves if ever they get diagnosed with stage 4 terminal cancer there is at least a dozen people they hate they would love to knock off before they kick the bucket from cancer. Death penalty or life in prison would mean nothing at that stage since they will be dead of cancer anyway in no time.

Rape - I don't think I honestly would ever be able to do, too much guilt and I don't think would ever want to

Sexual misconduct/ sex predator - Maybe in theory I could see myself being capable of. Often on dates guys go over the lines with kissing touching pressuring the female so I can see that. Or someone gets caught hiring a call girl.

Theft - Maybe I could see myself being capable of. If it was something I knew wouldn't be missed and I knew I would never get caught..

Embezzlement - Maybe if I could make a lot of money for myself on the side. I would figure yeah probably get caught eventually, but why not enjoy the high income lifestyle for a while until you get caught. I would figure live a life on a lot of money like a king for what 10-20 years and then go to prison to me that doesn't sound like such a bad deal. I think most people if they could get away with for years what Bernie Madoff did and live a life rich for years before getting caught, they would do it too.

Illegal Drug use - Maybe I could see myself.

Selling Drugs/ smugging drugs - Maybe I could see myself if I knew it would lead to like 200K+ a year in income, but since most drug dealers actually make very little to no money I don't see it as worth it.


Spy for a foreign government - Only if I was promised a lot of money in the other country with a great big house and quarneteed citizenship for life, healthcare, and a very nice retirement fund for the rest of my life.

I have never been convicted of crime, this is just my musing

what are your thoughts?
I think you should be locked up.
 
As written earlier my temper is my Achilles heel. Thankfully I have had a lifetime to learn to tame it, avoid situations that trigger it, and my care and love for my wife can tame it also, if I start to get angry she can simply say my name and calm me almost instantly.
It rarely truly surfaces, you could be my next door neighbor - become friends, and be around me for years - years - and never know I had it.
But when it happens, there is nothing I am not capable of. I can be very cold to people that are not close to me. Feel nothing for them. It is my nature. I am a huge protector for my family, territorial in nature and actually very kind and understanding - to them. But outside of the people I care about, most people mean nothing to me.
And that has always scared me.
 
Smoked tobacco in a "no smoking" area.

Blew through a stop sign like it was broken.
Ignored the speed limit signs on a regular basis in 43 states.

Blew through the toll booth like it wasn't there.

Broken seat belt laws in 43 states.

Also....the biggest thing.....
I removed the tags from my mattress....the ones that say "do not remove under penalty of law"

So....obviously I'm a very bad boy. They'll probably catch up to me one day and throw me under the jailhouse.
 
Hmmm. Crime.

Well, pretty much any and every traffic law written--at one time or another, absent vehicular manslaughter/assault and the like.

Stealing is either too petty or too hard--given how easy it is to make money.

Murder? Heat of passion stuff..maybe.
I believe in the rule of law...even in egregious vigilante situations. But one never knows until one is confronted with a situation personally.

I did smoke weed when it was illegal..so there's that, I guess~
 
As written earlier my temper is my Achilles heel. Thankfully I have had a lifetime to learn to tame it, avoid situations that trigger it, and my care and love for my wife can tame it also, if I start to get angry she can simply say my name and calm me almost instantly.
It rarely truly surfaces, you could be my next door neighbor - become friends, and be around me for years - years - and never know I had it.
But when it happens, there is nothing I am not capable of. I can be very cold to people that are not close to me. Feel nothing for them. It is my nature. I am a huge protector for my family, territorial in nature and actually very kind and understanding - to them. But outside of the people I care about, most people mean nothing to me.
And that has always scared me.
I don't much care for others, until I meet them.
 
I was a bit wild when I was young, didn't last long though. Mostly age 15-17.
I have committed -
Auto theft
BNE
Transporting and selling stolen property
Paid arson for insurance fraud
Obviously virtually every traffic crime that exist - who hasn't?
And a flurry of misdemeanors.

HOWEVER - I haven't stolen so much as a penny ever since. Nothing.
If I found $100 bill in a parking lot, I would go well out of my way to attempt to find the owner of it. Today I am very honest, trustworthy and law abiding, except laws that are stupid.
I respect other people's property and privacy completely.
 
I think I might have committed statutory rape. I was 18 and my girlfriend was 17. :omg:
 
I wish I could remember the article, it said that Americans break three laws a day on average due to so many laws on the books.
As for me yes I have, but no arrest. I will not elaborate. Could I kill someone? yes. Anybody could under the right circumstances.
 
I would have committed statutory rape, but we broke up before I turned 18 (I was a year older than her).
And that is what I remind my old crew about that are 18 years old with teen girlfriends. Laws in Florida are strict on those type of things a young fellow could be doing 10 years in state prison easy.
 
Ironically, I was arrested and jailed (over a weekend) for offenses that I didn't commit, on the false testimony of the aforementioned (ex) girlfriend.
 
What crimes do you think your capable of or have done?

I was thinking this the other day what crimes do I think I would be able to do without little guilt or consence and what no way. I have never had a record or been arrested for a crime... this is just musing.

Murder - I don't think I honestly would be able to go through with it, too much guilt. Unless it was out of vengence toward someone who did something so awful to me and I knew I was about to die anyway of cancer or some serious illness...or I reached a very old age and knew I only had only a few more years of life anyway. I am sure a lot of people think to themselves if ever they get diagnosed with stage 4 terminal cancer there is at least a dozen people they hate they would love to knock off before they kick the bucket from cancer. Death penalty or life in prison would mean nothing at that stage since they will be dead of cancer anyway in no time.

Rape - I don't think I honestly would ever be able to do, too much guilt and I don't think would ever want to

Sexual misconduct/ sex predator - Maybe in theory I could see myself being capable of. Often on dates guys go over the lines with kissing touching pressuring the female so I can see that. Or someone gets caught hiring a call girl.

Theft - Maybe I could see myself being capable of. If it was something I knew wouldn't be missed and I knew I would never get caught..

Embezzlement - Maybe if I could make a lot of money for myself on the side. I would figure yeah probably get caught eventually, but why not enjoy the high income lifestyle for a while until you get caught. I would figure live a life on a lot of money like a king for what 10-20 years and then go to prison to me that doesn't sound like such a bad deal. I think most people if they could get away with for years what Bernie Madoff did and live a life rich for years before getting caught, they would do it too.

Illegal Drug use - Maybe I could see myself.

Selling Drugs/ smugging drugs - Maybe I could see myself if I knew it would lead to like 200K+ a year in income, but since most drug dealers actually make very little to no money I don't see it as worth it.


Spy for a foreign government - Only if I was promised a lot of money in the other country with a great big house and quarneteed citizenship for life, healthcare, and a very nice retirement fund for the rest of my life.

I have never been convicted of crime, this is just my musing

what are your thoughts?
Looking in a mirror - Maybe I could see myself.
 
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