Could be an ideal ticket, with both parts of the ticket famous for Stolen Valor and faking their military records. Blumenthal is a Fake Vietnam Veteran, and Moore is fake Bronze Star recipient in Afghanistan.
With a party full of fake Mexicans, Italians and blacks, this seems to be the ideal combo for the party.
This ticket could help the party regain the half-Jewish and half-Black demographic they lost when they banned Sammy Davis Jr. from the inauguration back in the day for being married to a white chick.
“I made an honest mistake by including something because my commanding officer thought it was a good idea,” Moore said Thursday. “He thought that I earned it and he was already going through the paperwork to process it.”
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