Well color me thrilled! A new playpretty CaveMan forum to spiffy up!

[Gracie]

I always avoided this section cuz I thought it was a man cave...which every dude wants to just hang out and be slobs and drink while farting and burping and staring at porn mags. I had no clue it was a place us wimmens could also come to when not making sammiches.

So...being female..this place needs A Woman's Touch! Arentcha happy Potterhead broke the glass ceiling? I AM!

Now...where to begin? I gotta find some other wimmens to come help clean this place up. It's a mess. Who has the Febreeze? And get rid of those nasty wimmen mags. Yer gonna get grow hair on your palms!

 

[Coyote]

I always avoided this section cuz I thought it was a man cave...which every dude wants to just hang out and be slobs and drink while farting and burping and staring at porn mags. I had no clue it was a place us wimmens could also come to when not making sammiches.

So...being female..this place needs A Woman's Touch! Arentcha happy Potterhead broke the glass ceiling? I AM!

Now...where to begin? I gotta find some other wimmens to come help clean this place up. It's a mess. Who has the Febreeze? And get rid of those nasty wimmen mags. Yer gonna get grow hair on your palms!

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Wat???

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[Gracie]

We gots TWO wimmens now ready to clean up this pigsty. I'll get the Women's Lounge to come on over. You mens need some de-rections.

Humph. WO-MAN cave now, bubba's. Let's crown Potterhead for discovering we are allowed in here to clean up, tidy up, NO SAMMICHES, NO PORN, and neat/clean couches for us to recline on as we eat bonbons and waggle our fingers iffen youse get outta line. NO SMOKING either, dudes. It makes us wimmen get all dewy since we don't sweat.

 

[themirrorthief]

Gracie mebbe you don sweat but u fart a lot

 

[Gracie]

 

[Coyote]

We gots TWO wimmens now ready to clean up this pigsty. I'll get the Women's Lounge to come on over. You mens need some de-rections.

Humph. WO-MAN cave now, bubba's. Let's crown Potterhead for discovering we are allowed in here to clean up, tidy up, NO SAMMICHES, NO PORN, and neat/clean couches for us to recline on as we eat bonbons and waggle our fingers iffen youse get outta line. NO SMOKING either, dudes. It makes us wimmen get all dewy since we don't sweat.

And a wine fridge...and some toy boys...or whatever they're called.

Where is the lysol?

 

[Gracie]

Gracie mebbe you don sweat but u fart a lot

No. I poot. Ladylike.

 

[Coyote]

 

[Gracie]

If us wimmens catch any of you nasty ol men scratching your nether regions while all spraddled as you talk car stuff....yer gonna get a whack with a broom. That ain't allowed any more.

 

[Gracie]

How dare you? HOW DARE YOU have both dogs in there without their frilly dresses and bows on their collars? Unless they are boy dogs. But that doesn't matter. You done lost your mancave now.

 

[toobfreak]

slobs and drink while farting and burping and staring at porn mags

I hope that's not how you really see men, Gracie! If so, maybe you just haven't met any good guys!

 

[toobfreak]

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Please don't make JackOfNoTrades jealous! He can't afford a garage and his better half won't let him have one.

 

[Gracie]

slobs and drink while farting and burping and staring at porn mags

I hope that's not how you really see men, Gracie! If so, maybe you just haven't met any good guys!

Just fuckin' with ya. Men. Oy. No humor. Bend over.

 

[Damaged Eagle]

You can't get rid of the peanuts. Damnit!!!

*****CHUCKLE*****