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Well, a Spider Just Crawled Under My Keyboard.....

JimBowie1958

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And he was a big one inch hairy little bastard.

Probably going to have to sign off here after I shoot my keyboard all to hell.
 

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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.
 
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Shit, the little fucker had somehow gotten onto my neck.

I smacked it off with the speed of lightning, I swear it.

I'm getting out the AK-47....
 
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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.

It is black and my keyboard is black.

You couldnt see the little fucker and I looked.

But maybe it had moved on, like up my arm or something.

The little hairy bastards.
 

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I have itty bitty jumping spiders where I am, and I am skeered of them!! I hate spiders. I will break my neck to get away from one.
 
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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.

It is black and my keyboard is black.

You couldnt see the little fucker and I looked.

But maybe it had moved on, like up my arm or something.

The little hairy bastards.

So did you kill it yet er wat?

Its gone.

After I smacked it off my neck, I dont see it any more.

It is probably lying in wait preparing to ambush me as soon as I leave the room.....
 
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I have itty bitty jumping spiders where I am, and I am skeered of them!! I hate spiders. I will break my neck to get away from one.
A .50 caliber works on nearly all of them.
 

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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.

It is black and my keyboard is black.

You couldnt see the little fucker and I looked.

But maybe it had moved on, like up my arm or something.

The little hairy bastards.

So did you kill it yet er wat?

Its gone.

After I smacked it off my neck, I dont see it any more.

It is probably lying in wait preparing to ambush me as soon as I leave the room.....


It's probably sitting on your back....just waiting to go to bed with you..:eusa_shifty:
 

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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.

It is black and my keyboard is black.

You couldnt see the little fucker and I looked.

But maybe it had moved on, like up my arm or something.

The little hairy bastards.

So did you kill it yet er wat?

Its gone.

After I smacked it off my neck, I dont see it any more.

It is probably lying in wait preparing to ambush me as soon as I leave the room.....


It's probably sitting on your back....just waiting to go to bed with you..:eusa_shifty:
I reckon it's squishing time, then. Thank you for your support.
 

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You should probably kill it instead of being a pussy.
Would not catching it and releasing it safely outdoors, or perhaps just letting it go about its business, be the less pusillanimous things one might do?

That's what I'd probably do, or at least in earnest attempt to do. I sort of like spiders, mostly because they eat critters I truly don't like: mosquitos (actively seek me out to feed), moths (actively seek out my garments to feed) and flies (foul my food). As long as a spider don't make the mistake of getting caught descending on me or walking on me, or into my path, it's got a good chance of surviving its proximity to me -- walking on my nearby stuff and moving along with relative alacrity is okay.
 
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My preferred solution to spiders, but it is rough on the furniture.

 

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