Webster pokes fun at trump

[Deno]

Merriam-Webster takes jab at Trump - CNN Video

The idiot in chief can't spell...he can't read and he can hardly finish a sentence...

/-----/ Trump can speak for 90 minutes with only a list of bullet points. Obozo was lost without a teleprompter.

trump is an illiterate....everyone knows that.

Yea Right.....

That's why TRUMP'S BITCH SLAPPING you every day...

See you later Stupid....

 

[Deno]

Merriam-Webster takes jab at Trump - CNN Video

The idiot in chief can't spell...he can't read and he can hardly finish a sentence...

Little Donny Trump never went in much fer that book lernin'. Even now he prefers pictures 'cuz words hurt his scrotum.

You know what's funny?

Trump is rubbing his scrotum in your face every day....

You been TEA BAGGED...…..

 

[AvgGuyIA]

/-----/ Trump can speak for 90 minutes with only a list of bullet points. Obozo was lost without a teleprompter

Odumbo had to use a TelePrompTer in order to talk to a group of kindergarten students.

 

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[AvgGuyIA]

Hail trump!

God Bless our President, Donald J Trump.

 

[Deno]

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On the day that you logged in the angels got together
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w/apologies to the Carpenters


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You are more delusional than the average liberal…..

You need to be in a rubber room.

 

[sparky]

 

[FJO]

/-----/ Trump can speak for 90 minutes with only a list of bullet points. Obozo was lost without a teleprompter.

trump is an illiterate....everyone knows that.

He can give a speech without a teleprompter. Obama sounded like a retarded person without one.

Listen to his campaign rhetoric....he sounds more like Adolph every day.

/——: I’d ask you to provide some proof of that but I know it would be a waste of time

Give me something challenging next time....

Trump-Hitler comparisons too easy and ignore the murderous history

Obviously you never got past the title.

 

[skookerasbil]

It sure does s0n!! The J can stand for anything he wants!

Oh btw....the President is announcing his top 3 SCOTUS picks today!!

@www.whosnotwinning.com

 

[jknowgood]

Merriam-Webster takes jab at Trump - CNN Video

The idiot in chief can't spell...he can't read and he can hardly finish a sentence...

/-----/ Trump can speak for 90 minutes with only a list of bullet points. Obozo was lost without a teleprompter.

trump is an illiterate....everyone knows that.

He can give a speech without a teleprompter. Obama sounded like a retarded person without one.

Listen to his campaign rhetoric....he sounds more like Adolph every day.

Now as Obama would say, that's not who we are.

 

[Political Junky]

J.K. Rowling Can't Stop Laughing At Trump's Boast About His Expert Writing Skills | HuffPost Video

Trump’s ghostwriter, Tony Schwartz, described the process of authoring Trump’s The Art of the Deal, revealing to The New Yorker that he wrote the whole book. The president pushed back against that claim, saying Schwartz was only a co-author.

The New Yorker quoted Howard Kaminsky, the former head of Random House, who said, “Trump didn’t write a postcard for us!”

Folks on Twitter, including the official account for Merriam-Webster dictionary, lampooned Trump for writing a message celebrating his writing skills that included a mistake.

 

[Cellblock2429]

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Just like me, they long to be
Close to you


Why do threads fall down from on high
Every time you twit by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you


On the day that you logged in the angels got together
And decided to create a skreed come true
So they sprinkled bullshit in your hair
And non sequitur in your baited que


That is why all the hacks in town
(Hacks in town)
Follow you
(Follow you)
All around
(All around)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you



w/apologies to the Carpenters


~S~

/----/ He's almost as bad as Obozo:
1. How many states? Vice President Dan Quayle was virtually laughed out of Washington for misspelling potato back in 1992, yet Barack Obama made a more elementary flub when, during the 2008 campaign, he said: “I’ve now been in 57 states-I think one left to go.”

2. Hero soldier mix-up: While commending troops at Fort Drum, N.Y., for their completed deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Obama said, “A comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.” Wrong hero. Sgt. 1st Class Jared Monti was killed in action, another soldier, Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta, was the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor that fought in Afghanistan.

3. What year is it? During a trip to London’s Westminster Abbey, President Obama signed the guest book and dated it 24 May 2008. Oops. It was 2011. (Maybe he was wistfully dreaming about his 2008 election campaign at the time.)

4. Look at the map: Not only does Obama not know how many states there are, he also doesn’t know where they are. During the 2008 primary campaign, he explained why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” Obama’s home state of Illinois, and not Arkansas, shares a border with Kentucky.

5. What language is that? In April 2009, on one of his many foreign trips, President Obama mused, “I don’t know what the term is in Austrian” for “wheeling and dealing.” Oops, Mr. President. There is no Austrian language.

6. Twister casualties: After a devastating tornado hit Kansas, Obama discussed the tragedy without help from a teleprompter, saying, ”In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died-an entire town destroyed.” He was only off by 9,988 as the twister killed 12 people.

7. How old is Malia? The President last month thought he was so clever, unfavorably comparing Republican procrastination on the debt limit to his daughters finishing their homework early. In his remarks, Obama made a reference to daughter Malia, saying she was 13 years old, when at the time she was 12. Imagine the press reaction if Michele Bachmann made a misstatement about any of her five children or 23 foster kids.

8. Special Olympics insensitivity: The President called and apologized to the head of the Special Olympics, after making this insensitive comment following a game of bowling: “No, no. I have been practicing. … I bowled a 129. It’s like-it was like Special Olympics, or something.” Maybe he should have also apologized to bowlers for his feeble effort.

9. Faith confusion: No wonder so many Americans are unsure of the President’s faith, as he seems to be confused himself. During the 2008 campaign, during an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Obama said, “What I was suggesting-you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith,” before Stephanopoulos jumped in to help, saying ”your Christian faith.”

10. Health care inefficiencies: During the health care debate, President Obama explained all the benefits of ObamaCare, saying, “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.” Mr. President, we already have enough inefficiency in health care and, yes, your “reforms” will only make it worse.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

J.K. Rowling Can't Stop Laughing At Trump's Boast About His Expert Writing Skills | HuffPost Video

Trump’s ghostwriter, Tony Schwartz, described the process of authoring Trump’s The Art of the Deal, revealing to The New Yorker that he wrote the whole book. The president pushed back against that claim, saying Schwartz was only a co-author.

The New Yorker quoted Howard Kaminsky, the former head of Random House, who said, “Trump didn’t write a postcard for us!”

Folks on Twitter, including the official account for Merriam-Webster dictionary, lampooned Trump for writing a message celebrating his writing skills that included a mistake.

Schwartz couldn't write one original sentence of advice for the art of making deals. Like you, he's just a flunky.

 

[Deno]

J.K. Rowling Can't Stop Laughing At Trump's Boast About His Expert Writing Skills | HuffPost Video

Trump’s ghostwriter, Tony Schwartz, described the process of authoring Trump’s The Art of the Deal, revealing to The New Yorker that he wrote the whole book. The president pushed back against that claim, saying Schwartz was only a co-author.

The New Yorker quoted Howard Kaminsky, the former head of Random House, who said, “Trump didn’t write a postcard for us!”

Folks on Twitter, including the official account for Merriam-Webster dictionary, lampooned Trump for writing a message celebrating his writing skills that included a mistake.

No Doubt Trump is an EXPERT at KICKING liberal ASS...….

 

[skookerasbil]

Why do trolls suddenly appear
Every time you twit here?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you


Why do threads fall down from on high
Every time you twit by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you


On the day that you logged in the angels got together
And decided to create a skreed come true
So they sprinkled bullshit in your hair
And non sequitur in your baited que


That is why all the hacks in town
(Hacks in town)
Follow you
(Follow you)
All around
(All around)
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you



w/apologies to the Carpenters


~S~

/----/ He's almost as bad as Obozo:
1. How many states? Vice President Dan Quayle was virtually laughed out of Washington for misspelling potato back in 1992, yet Barack Obama made a more elementary flub when, during the 2008 campaign, he said: “I’ve now been in 57 states-I think one left to go.”

2. Hero soldier mix-up: While commending troops at Fort Drum, N.Y., for their completed deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan, President Obama said, “A comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.” Wrong hero. Sgt. 1st Class Jared Monti was killed in action, another soldier, Staff Sgt. Sal Giunta, was the first living recipient of the Medal of Honor that fought in Afghanistan.

3. What year is it? During a trip to London’s Westminster Abbey, President Obama signed the guest book and dated it 24 May 2008. Oops. It was 2011. (Maybe he was wistfully dreaming about his 2008 election campaign at the time.)

4. Look at the map: Not only does Obama not know how many states there are, he also doesn’t know where they are. During the 2008 primary campaign, he explained why he was trailing Hillary Clinton in Kentucky: “Sen. Clinton, I think, is much better known, coming from a nearby state of Arkansas. So it’s not surprising that she would have an advantage in some of those states in the middle.” Obama’s home state of Illinois, and not Arkansas, shares a border with Kentucky.

5. What language is that? In April 2009, on one of his many foreign trips, President Obama mused, “I don’t know what the term is in Austrian” for “wheeling and dealing.” Oops, Mr. President. There is no Austrian language.

6. Twister casualties: After a devastating tornado hit Kansas, Obama discussed the tragedy without help from a teleprompter, saying, ”In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died-an entire town destroyed.” He was only off by 9,988 as the twister killed 12 people.

7. How old is Malia? The President last month thought he was so clever, unfavorably comparing Republican procrastination on the debt limit to his daughters finishing their homework early. In his remarks, Obama made a reference to daughter Malia, saying she was 13 years old, when at the time she was 12. Imagine the press reaction if Michele Bachmann made a misstatement about any of her five children or 23 foster kids.

8. Special Olympics insensitivity: The President called and apologized to the head of the Special Olympics, after making this insensitive comment following a game of bowling: “No, no. I have been practicing. … I bowled a 129. It’s like-it was like Special Olympics, or something.” Maybe he should have also apologized to bowlers for his feeble effort.

9. Faith confusion: No wonder so many Americans are unsure of the President’s faith, as he seems to be confused himself. During the 2008 campaign, during an interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, Obama said, “What I was suggesting-you’re absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith,” before Stephanopoulos jumped in to help, saying ”your Christian faith.”

10. Health care inefficiencies: During the health care debate, President Obama explained all the benefits of ObamaCare, saying, “The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.” Mr. President, we already have enough inefficiency in health care and, yes, your “reforms” will only make it worse.

SoetorofAiL

Funny stuff. The tornado flub was particularly hysterical. Of course, never heard it in the media!!