Joe promised he has a plan and he would end the virus in 100 days. We’ve less than 88 days to go and no more ChiCom flu.
Then, Joe will cure cancer. He promised that too.
And $2000 (still waiting Joe).
And Joe is going to forgive our student loans. Because you’re a sucker for paying your own debts, now you can pay for dumbass millennials who can’t read an analog clock.
And remember, Joe said EO’s is a sign of being a dictator!
These promises are part of what makes Joe the most popular president in our history. We love Joe.
Then, Joe will cure cancer. He promised that too.
And $2000 (still waiting Joe).
And Joe is going to forgive our student loans. Because you’re a sucker for paying your own debts, now you can pay for dumbass millennials who can’t read an analog clock.
And remember, Joe said EO’s is a sign of being a dictator!
These promises are part of what makes Joe the most popular president in our history. We love Joe.