Velma Dinkley Is Officially A Lesbian

[Road Runner]

Velma Is Officially a Lesbian in New ‘Scooby-Doo’ Film, Years After James Gunn and More Tried to Make Her Explicitly Gay

Velma is officially a lesbian. Clips from the brand new movie “Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!,” which show the Mystery Inc. member googly-eyed and speechless when encountering costume desig…

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[Likkmee]

I KNEW IT !
I knew she and I had something in common besides good looks !

 

[The Duke]

Bullshit! She wants Fred's cock! Her and Daphne and Fred and Shaggy get it on!

 

[JGalt]

Try going to Google and typing in Velma Dinkley, and see what happens.

 

[Road Runner]

Try going to Google and typing in Velma Dinkley, and see what happens.

You saw that too huh? Man, it's hard finding ANYTHING good to watch anymore. I used to LOVE Scooby-Doo and I still love the old show, but this is really fucked up.

 

[The Duke]

You saw that too huh? Man, it's hard finding ANYTHING good to watch anymore. I used to LOVE Scooby-Doo and I still love the old show, but this is really fucked up.

Get the old ones while you can, because the left is out to ruin everything.

I don't have Scooby Doo, but I have all the Looney Toons and Ren and Stimpy.

The Scooby theme was so catchy!

In order to get everything Scooby-Doo, you gotta have the "Laugh-A-Lympics" too.

Idk if that's the correct moniker.

 

[JGalt]

They just felt they had to do that. Google just couldn't help themselves.

 

[Polishprince]

The Tele Tubbies have been queer since at least 1999 when Rev. Jerry Falwell first observed it.

This isn't new.

Why can't we move back to Normative characters like Popeye and Bluto fighting over a normative dame like Olive?

 

[BackAgain]

Her life is a misery. Nobody ever bothered to draw her a vagina.

 

[MarathonMike]

So what they are saying is Daphne is obviously too hot to be the Lesbian, it had to be plain old Velma. What a blatant slap in the face to LGBTQSTUVKIALMNOP!

 

[Road Runner]

The Scooby theme was so catchy!

Ikr? Have you seen the 2002 CGI Scooby- Doo movie and its sequel? This is my favorite scene.

They just felt they had to do that. Google just couldn't help themselves.

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It's because Google is the media and the media is owned by the left.

 

[JGalt]

So what they are saying is Daphne is obviously too hot to be the Lesbian, it had to be plain old Velma. What a blatant slap in the face to LGBTQSTUVKIALMNOP!

Well that should make it easier to pick the lesbians out in a crowd of women: It's always the ugly one.

 

[Road Runner]

All I know is that the creators of this show are probably rolling in their graves right now.

 

[Road Runner]

Also, the true mystery here folks is what do sexual orientations have to do with ghosts and stuff?

 

[The Duke]

A) It's a children's cartoon for children, so the left perverting it is heinous.

I didn't watch Scooby much after 7 years old. There was an underlying pot theme, in retrospect.

I'd say the target audience is 7 years old or less, so anything sexual does not belong in Scooby-Doo.

 

[Road Runner]

I'm thirty-two and I still loved the old show even though I haven't seen it in years,.. but what next? Shaggy explaining to Scooby about his "sudden urges?" Give me a fucking break!! Just let kids be kids!!!

 

[BackAgain]

Are there unofficial lesbians?

 

[The Duke]

Are there unofficial lesbians?

There were at my junior high!

Back then, talking about sexuality was forbidden upon pain of firing.

We knew who the lesbians were, though.

 

[Road Runner]

Are there unofficial lesbians?

Well yeah if they're only assumes to be and not actually confirmed lol

 

[Polishprince]

Are there unofficial lesbians?

A rising number of your lesbians are transwomen- "dames" with male plumbing.