Various Thoughts on the Issues of Homosexuality

[PaintMyHouse]

Three gay people rushed me when I was entering my house from my car yesterday. They were trying to force me to put on a pink shirt and teach me to swish. They told me that my eyebrows would be "adorable" if I plucked them. They were on their way to a screening of "Fried Green Tomatoes" and insisted that I come with them. I fought my way free by holding a picture of john Wayne in front of me. They countered that with a picture of Truman Capote. I thought that they would get the upper hand, but I was rescued by my next door neighbor who came over with his #2 driver, and with a menacing look, told them that he was looking for some balls to practice with.

I true survival story. It's a wonder you aren't tied up right now being forced to watch the Will and Grace marathon. You have cheated death my friend.

 

[frigidweirdo]

What a piece of shit lying little retarded leftist ignorant peon you are.

Great argument dude. Someone makes an argument and you just insult back. Guess you're going to win the nobel prize for debating next year.