Vance Admits He's Making Stuff Up

[Marener]

Bullshit. Plenty of people think it's real and still do.

And it hasn't been disproven yet, all we hear is local politicians and police say they have no official reports of it.

So we haven't proven that JD Vance hasn't fucked a couch. All we hear is that it isn't in the book.

But we haven't proven that it didn't happen.

The origins of the rumor are as bullshit as anything you'll ever read on the internet:

When Erika Lee wrote the Facebook post, it was just another summer day in Springfield, Ohio.

It was before the city got dragged into the presidential race, before former President Donald J. Trump stoked debunked rumors that Haitian immigrants were abducting and eating household pets, and before an ensuing wave of bomb threats upended life in the town of about 60,000.

Ms. Lee had heard that a neighbor’s cat had disappeared and that one of their Haitian neighbors might have taken the animal, so she posted the rumor on Facebook. But then she decided to go back to her neighbor.

“I asked her for proof,” Ms. Lee said.

It turned out the cat that had supposedly gone missing wasn’t the cat of a neighbor’s daughter, as Ms. Lee had posted. And if there were such a cat, it belonged to a friend of a friend of the neighbor’s daughter, Ms. Lee learned.

“And at that point, we are playing the game of telephone,” said Ms. Lee, who said she had no information herself about any abducted cats.

But you're going on saying "it hasn't been disproven yet" as though that's the standard that such bullshit internet rumors should be held to.

 

[Auld Phart]

Lying about getting a little head so your wife doesn’t grab the rolling pin is very different from lying about immigrants eating pets in order to rile up your racist voting base.

if he had lied about the color of his tie, while under oath to a senate investigating committee, it was still a lie.

what is it you dont' understand?

 

[braalian]

if he had lied about the color of his tie, while under oath to a senate investigating committee, it was still a lie.

what is it you dont' understand?

I understand that lying about a blowjob isn’t as bad as lying with the goal to stoke racist fear mongering

 

[Auld Phart]

I understand that lying about a blowjob isn’t as bad as lying with the goal to stoke racist fear mongering

do you fucking understand what the phrase, "I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth"?

or are you REALLY as stupid as you act?

 

[BackAgain]

Taint is truth free.

 

[surada]

Evidently not everyone.


No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

Did you think it was real?

 

[martybegan]

So we haven't proven that JD Vance hasn't fucked a couch. All we hear is that it isn't in the book.

But we haven't proven that it didn't happen.

The origins of the rumor are as bullshit as anything you'll ever read on the internet:


But you're going on saying "it hasn't been disproven yet" as though that's the standard that such bullshit internet rumors should be held to.

There are actual issues with migrants in that city, that dems want to sweep under the rug.

No, we have heard THE GUY FUCKING ADMITTED TO MAKING IT UP

 

[martybegan]

Did you think it was real?

I didn't know about it until it was already debunked. Didn't read the book.

 

[Marener]

There are actual issues with migrants in that city, that dems want to sweep under the rug.

No, we have heard THE GUY FUCKING ADMITTED TO MAKING IT UP

And we heard from the woman who posted about pets saying that it was a telephone rumor with no substance.

If there's actual issues, talk about it. Don't make shit up about pets being eaten as a cry for attention.

You definitely shouldn't go apeshit over someone at a debate that points out that the rumor has no substance to it. It just goes to show how emotionally fragile you all are.

 

[Marener]

I didn't know about it until it was already debunked. Didn't read the book.

I heard from someone else that he fucked a couch, so we don't know if it's true or not.

 

[martybegan]

And we heard from the woman who posted about pets saying that it was a telephone rumor with no substance.

If there's actual issues, talk about it. Don't make shit up about pets being eaten as a cry for attention.

You definitely shouldn't go apeshit over someone at a debate that points out that the rumor has no substance to it. It just goes to show how emotionally fragile you all are.

That one incident. and says nothing about the missing geese or other urban wildlife.

Says the man continuing to believe things like Trump grabs random women by the pussy.

 

[martybegan]

I heard from someone else that he fucked a couch, so we don't know if it's true or not.

Snopes has the whole thing laid out, and yet you still refuse to admit it's bullshit.

 

[Marener]

Snopes has the whole thing laid out, and yet you still refuse to admit it's bullshit.

Snopes is not a reliable source.

It's never been proven to be false.

 

[martybegan]

Snopes is not a reliable source.

It's never been proven to be false.

Snopes is a source, reliability depending on how much they can stretch to make Dems look good.

If THEY say a Republican bashing thing is bullshit, you can take it to the bank.

And PolitiFact even got in on it.

Ill. Gov. Pritzker repeats baseless couch claim about Vance

• Republican vice presidential nominee Sen. J.D. Vance did not write in his bestselling memoir, "Hillbilly Elegy," about having a sexual encounter with a couch.
• The false claim that he did surfaced on social media in a satirical post.
• Illinois Democrat Gov. J.B. Pritzker amplified the claim on television but provided no more evidence to support the claim.

 

[Marener]

Snopes is a source, reliability depending on how much they can stretch to make Dems look good.

If THEY say a Republican bashing thing is bullshit, you can take it to the bank.

And PolitiFact even got in on it.

Ill. Gov. Pritzker repeats baseless couch claim about Vance

Politifact is not a reliable source either.

Get a reliable source if you want to be taken seriously.

It's never been proven false.

(In case you haven't figured it out, because you're not that smart, this is parody of how you and your side argues, by simply rejecting any source that doesn't say what you want)

 

[Auld Phart]

Snopes is not a reliable source.

It's never been proven to be false.

Snopes is not a reliable source.

it disagrees with the party line you've been fed, so it has to be wrong.

 

[Marener]

it disagrees with the party line you've been fed, so it has to be wrong.

Parody is difficult for some people to recognize.

 

[Auld Phart]

your devotion to party isn't.

 

[Marener]

And it hasn't been disproven yet, all we hear is local politicians and police say they have no official reports of it.

Turns out it's been disproven.

 

[martybegan]

Politifact is not a reliable source either.

Get a reliable source if you want to be taken seriously.

It's never been proven false.

(In case you haven't figured it out, because you're not that smart, this is parody of how you and your side argues, by simply rejecting any source that doesn't say what you want)

Nice game you are playing here. Too bad it's as retarded as you are.

Actually when our side critiques said sources, we say WHY we think they are bullshit, usually via biases and half explanations.