US footie chants are shit

[Tommy Tainant]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

 

[Harry Dresden]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

i know a few who lived in England for a while....they thought you guys were very humorless...it goes both ways tommy...

 

[gtopa1]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

Tommy's fav chant is "show us your t*ts" as the girls walk in front of the Grandstand. Evidently, it's a Wrexham thing.

Greg

 

[luiza]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Shows that you have never played anything of note .
Other than the complete idiot .

It is emotion that promotes extra adrenalin and determination .
The specifics rarely ever matter .

Turdy , the all time loser .

 

[mudwhistle]

i know a few who lived in England for a while....they thought you guys were very humorless...it goes both ways tommy...

I went on a bus tour of London. It seemed like the city was filled with standup comedians.

Even the guy working on the side of the road cracked me up.

 

[deannalw]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

Good grief.

Of all the things to ***** and moan about- this is what you picked to yodel about today?

We yell better stuff than you, you shits!

Pretty pitiful.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Tommy's fav chant is "show us your t*ts" as the girls walk in front of the Grandstand. Evidently, it's a Wrexham thing.

Greg

Its actually Get your tits out for the lads. They rarely do.

My fave chant is Your queen takes it up the arse It drives the english nuts.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Good grief.

Of all the things to ***** and moan about- this is what you picked to yodel about today?

We yell better stuff than you, you shits!

Pretty pitiful.

Do better.

 

[Unkotare]

Nobody gives a shit about soccer here, sheep-shagger.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

 

[rightwinger]

How the hell is anyone supposed to chant for a Soccer Game?

Nobody cares….one man cheering section

 

[Tommy Tainant]

How the hell is anyone supposed to chant for a Soccer Game?

Nobody cares….one man cheering section

Its not a part of your culture and the people it seems to attract in the US seem to be middle class wankers.
Im not sure how you sort out the problem.

 

[rightwinger]

Its not a part of your culture and the people it seems to attract in the US seem to be middle class wankers.
Im not sure how you sort out the problem.

US Soccer fans tend to be immigrants
Real Americans follow Real Football

 

[Meathead]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

Adults are not really into children's sports in America.

 

[rightwinger]

What exactly is there to cheer about in a Soccer match?

Maybe a goal?

Good luck with that

 

[Tommy Tainant]

What exactly is there to cheer about in a Soccer match?

Maybe a goal?

Good luck with that

There is rarely anyhing to cheer and thats what makes those moments special.

 

[rightwinger]

What is wrong with Soccer
It is Soccer not Football
You are playing on a field not a pitch
If the score is 1-0 it is one to nothing not one to nil
You run the clock backwards. Start at 30 minutes and when it reaches 0 end the half or game. Extra time that nobody knows about is just plain stupid.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

What is wrong with Soccer
It is Soccer not Football
You are playing on a field not a pitch
If the score is 1-0 it is one to nothing not one to nil
You run the clock backwards. Start at 30 minutes and when it reaches 0 end the half or game. Extra time that nobody knows about is just plain stupid.

Theres a lot more wrong with it.
The real fan lives in despair punctuated by brief and fleeting moments of ecstacy. That last minute winner is always against your team.

Taking a days holiday and driving across the country to stand in the rain for two hours and watch your team go 3 down after 10 minutes is football reality. But it isnt always that good.

 

[frigidweirdo]

I dont know what to say really. Grown adults screaming "fight and win" is not going to inspire any team.

Neither is "its called soccer".

Fair play for trying but I see the whole exercise as indicative of a lack of humour in american life. I cant see anything resembling anything.

Very poor.

Youre shit and you know you are.

Worst I've heard was at Augsburg when they were 2nd division in Germany. One side of the stadium would shout "Augschhhhhhhhhhhhborrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg" and then the other side would do it.

Then 1860 came to play, their fans were so lively.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Worst I've heard was at Augsburg when they were 2nd division in Germany. One side of the stadium would shout "Augschhhhhhhhhhhhborrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg" and then the other side would do it.

Then 1860 came to play, their fans were so lively.

Sounds like a variation on the Celtic/ Rangers chants of the 70s. I never understood that one either.