Understanding Men

[bigrebnc1775]

1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Really? are we that simple? My remote is a 45 cal. semi automatic pistal. Can't use it in the house tho. Throw in some wings and beer you might have a point.

Wow! you must have a really tiny weenie?

I actually have one leg, but I walk like anyone who has two legs.

 

[mudwhistle]

Come to think of it I don't like wings either. I think of all those poor flightless buffalos and just can't eat their wings.

I wouldn't want to drive out west if Buffaloes were flying about.

You drive up in the air?

No. The problem seems to be Buffalo Shit.

 

[mudwhistle]

Not......Even.

LOL, oh come on.

LL Bean is nothing but an upscale Walmart with better quality clothes.

Walmart clothes are fine if you're buying t-shirts and Wranglers, but but there is no comparison to LLBean. That is unless you shop at Nieman-Marcus. Not much sense in paying $150 for a tie.

 

[saveliberty]

I wouldn't want to drive out west if Buffaloes were flying about.

You drive up in the air?

No. The problem seems to be Buffalo Shit.

Birdie, birdie in the sky.

 

[Ringel05]

Really? are we that simple? My remote is a 45 cal. semi automatic pistal. Can't use it in the house tho. Throw in some wings and beer you might have a point.

Wow! you must have a really tiny weenie?

I actually have one leg, but I walk like anyone who has two legs.

From the VERY steep hills of West Virginia...........

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Wow! you must have a really tiny weenie?

I actually have one leg, but I walk like anyone who has two legs.

From the VERY steep hills of West Virginia...........

Nope level ground.

 

[uscitizen]

All Buffaloes are vegetarians.

 

[saveliberty]

All Buffaloes are vegetarians.

I don't think anyone has seen a flying cannibal Buffalo in quite some time.

 

[random3434]

All Buffaloes are vegetarians.

O give me a home, where the buffaloes roam

 

[editec]

yeah we're all exactly the same.

That's why beer only comes in one flavor.

 

[saveliberty]

All Buffaloes are vegetarians.

O give me a home, where the buffaloes roam

... and the syrenns and Echo Zulus play!

 

[uscitizen]

And the beer and cantlope play.

 

[saveliberty]

yeah we're all exactly the same.

That's why beer only comes in one flavor.

Skunk?

 

[uscitizen]

yeah we're all exactly the same.

That's why beer only comes in one flavor.

It all tastes like alcohol.

and yeah I know most cannot taste alcohol, but I can.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

And the beer and cantlope play.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

 

[bigrebnc1775]

yeah we're all exactly the same.

That's why beer only comes in one flavor.

A beer doesn't care when you come.

 

[mudwhistle]

All Buffaloes are vegetarians.

That doesn't mean their shit don't stink or make one hellacious mess.

 

[Ringel05]

I actually have one leg, but I walk like anyone who has two legs.

From the VERY steep hills of West Virginia...........

Nope level ground.

Oh, that's ground. Just not very level.........

 

[mudwhistle]

yeah we're all exactly the same.

That's why beer only comes in one flavor.

Hate to be a prick but there's hundreds of different flavors.

Lime flavored, orange flavored, wheat flavored, pumpkin flavored, etc.

 

[AquaAthena]

1. Give them a beer

2. Give them the remote

3. Give them some wings

4. Go shopping and leave them at home to play with themselves while doing all of the above. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Feed them, make lots of love with them, and save the deepest conversations for your next best friend. This is the beauty of a good man. We fail, when we make them our lives.