Uh Oh!!: Tim Adams, Chief Elections Clerk in Hawaii says Obama wasn't born there.

[Modbert]

frankly, i can't decide whether to move this thread to conspiracies or humor.


i guess i'll leave it here for now.

Flip a coin. Best two out of three wins.

 

[syrenn]

can i borrow your hat whilst i listen?

sweet!

Not if i get my hands on it first!

 

[geauxtohell]

Jillian, can you prove what he said wasn't true?

You don't understand the concept "burden of proof", do you? Or the simple fact that a person can't prove a negative?

Logical my ass.

 

[Yurt]

of course obama wasn't born in hawaii

he was born in heaven!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Ted, this is Barack here.

You found out about me, I wasn't really born in the United States. However, you mistakenly think that I was born in Kenya. HA! Thats a good one. I was actually born in '61......1561. On a planet called your astronomers call PSR B1620-26 b and have nicknamed "Methuselah". I have traveled to your planet to pave the way for my species' eventual takeover of your "Earth". Ever seen the movie "Independence Day"? Yeah. Something like that. However there isn't going to be a Will Smith that is going to insert a DOS based virus into our central command structure. That's just movie shit. This is real life. You and your fellow humans are going to be processed like Soylent Green. Hmmmmm Yummy. Ted milkshakes! But anyway, I digress...

What I want you to do is to keep telling people I was born in Kenya, tell everyone I am a socialist, tell everyone that I am a racist. This will serve as a great subterfuge and serve me well for my "re-election" campaign as you marginalize any opposition to me. This gives my interstellar buddies time to get here in order to start up the food processors on you bitches. I'm expecting them to arrive sometime in 2013 (The Mayans were off by a year, but still not bad for some primitive mofos). They would have arrived when I did, but they took a wrong turn by Alpha Centauri.

So anyway Teddy, keep it up! Your incessant whining and asshattery just assures me a win and more time to prep for my buddies (I wonder if they thought to bring the dip?)

 

[Rinata]

This is explosive and coming from the Chief Elections Clerk in Hawaii during the 2008 Presidential Campaign. He says he was in charge of verifying the Candidates and said Obama wasn't even born in Hawaii. This is not good for the President in light of all these troubles he has been having lately.


Listen to him in a interview. It's 7 minutes.

YouTube - Tim Adams Chief Elections Clerk exposes Obama Birth Certificate Scandal

This is explosive??? Your friggin' brain is explosive.

 

[geauxtohell]

This is explosive and coming from the Chief Elections Clerk in Hawaii during the 2008 Presidential Campaign. He says he was in charge of verifying the Candidates and said Obama wasn't even born in Hawaii. This is not good for the President in light of all these troubles he has been having lately.


Listen to him in a interview. It's 7 minutes.

YouTube - Tim Adams Chief Elections Clerk exposes Obama Birth Certificate Scandal

This is explosive??? Your friggin' brain is explosive.

Brain?

He doesn't have a brain. He has two neurons held together by a spirochete.

 

[Immanuel]

Ted, this is Barack here.

You found out about me, I wasn't really born in the United States. However, you mistakenly think that I was born in Kenya. HA! Thats a good one. I was actually born in '61......1561. On a planet called your astronomers call PSR B1620-26 b and have nicknamed "Methuselah". I have traveled to your planet to pave the way for my species' eventual takeover of your "Earth". Ever seen the movie "Independence Day"? Yeah. Something like that. However there isn't going to be a Will Smith that is going to insert a DOS based virus into our central command structure. That's just movie shit. This is real life. You and your fellow humans are going to be processed like Soylent Green. Hmmmmm Yummy. Ted milkshakes! But anyway, I digress...

What I want you to do is to keep telling people I was born in Kenya, tell everyone I am a socialist, tell everyone that I am a racist. This will serve as a great subterfuge and serve me well for my "re-election" campaign as you marginalize any opposition to me. This gives my interstellar buddies time to get here in order to start up the food processors on you bitches. I'm expecting them to arrive sometime in 2013 (The Mayans were off by a year, but still not bad for some primitive mofos). They would have arrived when I did, but they took a wrong turn by Alpha Centauri.

So anyway Teddy, keep it up! Your incessant whining and asshattery just assures me a win and more time to prep for my buddies (I wonder if they thought to bring the dip?)

Might have worked better if you had a dozen or so, "er... umm... er... just wait a minutes" in there.

You realize he has to wait for the teleprompter, don't you?

Immie

 

[geauxtohell]

Another kooky fucking birther. Thanks for bringing that Stormfront shit over here. Way to fly the shithead flag, Ted.

We do certainly seem to have a couple Storm Front members here.

They are usually more sneaky about their affiliations.

Hey, if someone wants to belong to a neo nazi movement and be a goose-stepping bastard, that's their prerogative.

Just don't expect me to lend any credence to it.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Ted, this is Barack here.

You found out about me, I wasn't really born in the United States. However, you mistakenly think that I was born in Kenya. HA! Thats a good one. I was actually born in '61......1561. On a planet called your astronomers call PSR B1620-26 b and have nicknamed "Methuselah". I have traveled to your planet to pave the way for my species' eventual takeover of your "Earth". Ever seen the movie "Independence Day"? Yeah. Something like that. However there isn't going to be a Will Smith that is going to insert a DOS based virus into our central command structure. That's just movie shit. This is real life. You and your fellow humans are going to be processed like Soylent Green. Hmmmmm Yummy. Ted milkshakes! But anyway, I digress...

What I want you to do is to keep telling people I was born in Kenya, tell everyone I am a socialist, tell everyone that I am a racist. This will serve as a great subterfuge and serve me well for my "re-election" campaign as you marginalize any opposition to me. This gives my interstellar buddies time to get here in order to start up the food processors on you bitches. I'm expecting them to arrive sometime in 2013 (The Mayans were off by a year, but still not bad for some primitive mofos). They would have arrived when I did, but they took a wrong turn by Alpha Centauri.

So anyway Teddy, keep it up! Your incessant whining and asshattery just assures me a win and more time to prep for my buddies (I wonder if they thought to bring the dip?)

Might have worked better if you had a dozen or so, "er... umm... er... just wait a minutes" in there.

You realize he has to wait for the teleprompter, don't you?

Immie

Thats because English isn't his...er...my native tongue. Kerlaxizyan is.

 

[del]

Ted, this is Barack here.

You found out about me, I wasn't really born in the United States. However, you mistakenly think that I was born in Kenya. HA! Thats a good one. I was actually born in '61......1561. On a planet called your astronomers call PSR B1620-26 b and have nicknamed "Methuselah". I have traveled to your planet to pave the way for my species' eventual takeover of your "Earth". Ever seen the movie "Independence Day"? Yeah. Something like that. However there isn't going to be a Will Smith that is going to insert a DOS based virus into our central command structure. That's just movie shit. This is real life. You and your fellow humans are going to be processed like Soylent Green. Hmmmmm Yummy. Ted milkshakes! But anyway, I digress...

What I want you to do is to keep telling people I was born in Kenya, tell everyone I am a socialist, tell everyone that I am a racist. This will serve as a great subterfuge and serve me well for my "re-election" campaign as you marginalize any opposition to me. This gives my interstellar buddies time to get here in order to start up the food processors on you bitches. I'm expecting them to arrive sometime in 2013 (The Mayans were off by a year, but still not bad for some primitive mofos). They would have arrived when I did, but they took a wrong turn by Alpha Centauri.

So anyway Teddy, keep it up! Your incessant whining and asshattery just assures me a win and more time to prep for my buddies (I wonder if they thought to bring the dip?)

Might have worked better if you had a dozen or so, "er... umm... er... just wait a minutes" in there.

You realize he has to wait for the teleprompter, don't you?

Immie

Thats because English isn't his...er...my native tongue. Kerlaxizyan is.

i thought you had an accent...

 

[RadiomanATL]

Might have worked better if you had a dozen or so, "er... umm... er... just wait a minutes" in there.

You realize he has to wait for the teleprompter, don't you?

Immie

Thats because English isn't his...er...my native tongue. Kerlaxizyan is.

i thought you had an accent...

Most people think I'm from Kyrgyzstan.

 

[Avatar4321]

People, it doesn't matter. Even if you prove it, what? He's still President. You don't have the votes to kick him out of office and Vice President Biden would take control. It wouldn't derail this agenda at all.

You guys are so short sighted, focusing on irrelevancies instead of the big picture.

 

[del]

Thats because English isn't his...er...my native tongue. Kerlaxizyan is.

i thought you had an accent...

Most people think I'm from Kyrgyzstan.

up until now, i thought you were an uzbeki

live and learn

 

[RadiomanATL]

i thought you had an accent...

Most people think I'm from Kyrgyzstan.

up until now, i thought you were an uzbeki

live and learn

Well, I did vacation in Tashkent once back in the seventeenth century.

 

[Immanuel]

People, it doesn't matter. Even if you prove it, what? He's still President. You don't have the votes to kick him out of office and Vice President Biden would take control. It wouldn't derail this agenda at all.

You guys are so short sighted, focusing on irrelevancies instead of the big picture.

There always has to be some one out there that tries to spoil some fun!!

Avatar! Quit trying to ruin the party with reality... please!

Immie

 

[del]

Most people think I'm from Kyrgyzstan.

up until now, i thought you were an uzbeki

live and learn

Well, I did vacation in Tashkent once back in the seventeenth century.

"i went to a restaurant one time that offered breakfast anytime, so i ordered french toast during the renaissance."

props to steven wright

 

[Sinatra]

People, it doesn't matter. Even if you prove it, what? He's still President. You don't have the votes to kick him out of office and Vice President Biden would take control. It wouldn't derail this agenda at all.

You guys are so short sighted, focusing on irrelevancies instead of the big picture.

Not true - but not a fan of the birther stuff at any rate.

Still wonder about all the secrecy behind Obama's college records though...

 

[Zona]

of course obama wasn't born in hawaii

he was born in heaven!

Finally, you post something that makes sense.

 

[Zona]

Stormfront.org. LOL

Someone actually has an association with those uh em er people and they are proud of it.


lol