Zone1 Two Classic Movies Are Getting “Diverse” Remakes That No One Wants

[Meathead]

?

Exactly

 

[Cellblock2429]

Interesting but sort of stupid. Are they going to have Cardi B have the "Dorothy" role accompanied by a pit bull in the role of Toto? Maybe replace the Flying Monkeys with Flying Honkies?

And have all new rap numbers composed for the musical score?


The main difficulty will be recruiting enough black midgets able to sing and dance to fill the Munchkin roles. Maybe the producers could work out a deal with the chiefs of the Pygmy Tribe in deepest darkest Africa to send over a boat load?

/----/ Disney's remake of Snow White has a Hispanic woman as the lead, and the dwarfs will be replaced with CGI created "magical people" putting dwarfs the movie is named after out of work.
Disney stated that it wanted to consult with members of the dwarfism community on the film. A day later, the studio changed tactics: It would change the dwarf characters to “magical creatures” created with CGI. And that’s where the real trouble began.



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[The Duke]

?

They're supposed to be Greek.

 

[Unkotare]

Exactly

?

 

[Unkotare]

/----/ Disney's remake of Snow White has a Hispanic woman as the lead, ...

Who the shit cares?

 

[Unkotare]

They're supposed to be Greek.

And?

 

[The Duke]

And?

And black people don't look like Greeks.

 

[Unkotare]

And black people don't look like Greeks.

?????????????????

 

[Meathead]

And black people don't look like Greeks.

Trojan were not Greeks, but they sure as hell weren't of African decent.

How can Snow White be Hispanic unless she's one of the few pure white Hispanics outside of Spain? Have you ever wondered why she was called Snow White?

 

[Cellblock2429]

Who the shit cares?

/----/ Those who are sick and tired of all the DEI and WOKE crap ruining everything we have.
Say, lets remake the 2018 movie, I Am MLK Jr. and have Jerry Seinfeld play the lead role? Ya know, for the sake of diversity.

"I gotta dream, and it involves Elaine, George, and me in the back seat of my Volvo."

 

[Unkotare]

And black people don't look like Greeks.

?????????????????

Trojan were not Greeks, but they sure as hell weren't of African decent.

How can Snow White be Hispanic unless she's one of the few pure white Hispanics outside of Spain? Have you ever wondered why she was called Snow White?

 

[Mr Natural]

Who gives a shit?

You don’t like it, don’t watch it.

Problem solved.

 

[rightwinger]

Some people don’t like Negroes in their movies
Hollywood should listen

 

[el midgetron]

Casting black people in white roles is the new “blackface”. They are just using actual black faces this time around, rather then make-up.

 

[GLASNOST]

Don't watch. Problem solved. It's too bad all problems weren't this easy.

Allow me to translate: Don't pay to see it.

 

[GLASNOST]

The black version of Wizard of Oz was very good.

Is Oz still Jewish or has that been "redone" to be more Christo-Islamic inclusive?

 

[el midgetron]

Allow me to translate: Don't pay to see it.

Don’t even watch it for free. Why would anyone want to watch this historically inaccurate woke propaganda? Have some standards people.

 

[GLASNOST]

All these remakes just highlights the scarcity of originality in Hollywood

That's a very good point. Racism & homosexuality need not even be a consideration other than it offers Hollywood fake originality.

 

[GLASNOST]

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If I were a dwarf I don't think I'd want anyone with the name "Dink" represent me.

 

[rightwinger]

Allow me to translate: Don't pay to see it.

Why don’t you send them an email and tell them you don’t like to see movies with negroes in it