Twas The Night Before Festivus

[JoeMoma]

(Please help write the poem)

Twas the night before Festivus and...

 

[sparky]

in senate and house....

 

[strollingbones]

trumps witnesses where quiet as mice....

 

[sparky]

Hoping Pelosi more naughty than nice

 

[gipper]

...and merry impeachmas could be heard throughout the halls of the media

 

[strollingbones]

as trump hides behind his wall

 

[sparky]

of constitutional concedeia...

 

[strollingbones]

jim jordan screams merry christmas

 

[sparky]

while visions of prison cells danced in their heads...

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

when Britons all over were Dancing and cheering